2016-09-17

Fri, 21:09: Chasing squirrels out of the backyard using a remote control dong.
Fri, 21:48: Chewbacca, with a perm and a poodle cut. #outofcontexttheatre
Fri, 22:32: "I'm not sure whether [sweetie] is left-handed." [dirty joke] [rude gesture] "No, that's your sweetie's job." "They might outsource."