My tweets

• Mon, 12:27: RT @coffeechica: I usually find my brass-in-pocket thread cheers me up when tweeting re: ongoing issues with unresponsive doctors' offices.…
• Mon, 13:38: RT @giannnaa_p: So we got my cat a lobster costume for Halloween as a joke but now he's walking around the house in it and won't let us tak…
• Mon, 16:45: RT @sammynickalls: ladies: the day after Halloween, don't forget to buy all the discounted blood capsules to keep in your mouth when men te…
• Mon, 16:47: RT @Atomicfact: This is what it looks like when Ivy falls off a building. https://t.co/2eRfAiv9Gr
• Mon, 18:04: RT @rabihalameddine: Baby RBJ https://t.co/1My1E1PCo2
• Mon, 19:24: This made me incredibly blue. This'll be the day that I dye. https://t.co/S30Cwvpgwb
• Mon, 19:25: RT @LeSeanThomas: KIDS: Avoid pressure from highlight reels. You don't gotta accomplish"___"by 30. All adults are winging it.Take risks. Yo…
• Mon, 21:05: RT @GonzalezSarahA: Me: Are you Bridgegate? Guy: I'm "Sexy Bridgegate." 😂😂🎃👻🚦🚧 @mattkatz00 @WNYC https://t.co/KQvqeMr8eu
• Mon, 21:36: Yay, phone time with sweetie. Always good to make terrible jokes and activate their dirty mind. 📞💙🌺💋
• Mon, 21:40: RT @_FloridaMan: Florida Man Dresses 13-Foot Alligator in Novelty Top Hat and Sunglasses for Halloween https://t.co/u7p2sUPYe0

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