azurelunatic | My tweets

Mon, 12:27: RT @coffeechica: I usually find my brass-in-pocket thread cheers me up when tweeting re: ongoing issues with unresponsive doctors' offices.…
Mon, 13:38: RT @giannnaa_p: So we got my cat a lobster costume for Halloween as a joke but now he's walking around the house in it and won't let us tak…
Mon, 16:45: RT @sammynickalls: ladies: the day after Halloween, don't forget to buy all the discounted blood capsules to keep in your mouth when men te…
Mon, 16:47: RT @Atomicfact: This is what it looks like when Ivy falls off a building. https://t.co/2eRfAiv9Gr
Mon, 18:04: RT @rabihalameddine: Baby RBJ https://t.co/1My1E1PCo2
Mon, 19:24: This made me incredibly blue. This'll be the day that I dye. https://t.co/S30Cwvpgwb
Mon, 19:25: RT @LeSeanThomas: KIDS: Avoid pressure from highlight reels. You don't gotta accomplish"___"by 30. All adults are winging it.Take risks. Yo…
Mon, 21:05: RT @GonzalezSarahA: Me: Are you Bridgegate? Guy: I'm "Sexy Bridgegate." 😂😂🎃👻🚦🚧 @mattkatz00 @WNYC https://t.co/KQvqeMr8eu
Mon, 21:36: Yay, phone time with sweetie. Always good to make terrible jokes and activate their dirty mind. 📞💙🌺💋
Mon, 21:40: RT @_FloridaMan: Florida Man Dresses 13-Foot Alligator in Novelty Top Hat and Sunglasses for Halloween https://t.co/u7p2sUPYe0

Mon, 21:46: RT @thomas_violence: $50 says humanity dies out due to a power outage bc we stopped putting redundant manual controls on things like smart…
Mon, 21:49: RT @charlubby: "don't dress as harley quinn if you haven't read the comics" don't dress as a skeleton unless you can name all 206 bones in…
Tue, 00:12: RT @KevinRothrock: This couple in Moscow has posed for the most quintessential Russian wedding photos ever. #BearOfficiate https://t.co/Wxk…
Tue, 06:40: RT @MicroSFF: He was impolite to a witch; she turned him into a troll. "To break the spell, don't be rude for a year." "No! I shall embrace…
Tue, 06:49: RT @ElleOnWords: People running around saying Joker and Harley are #RelationshipGoals. Y'all want real relationship goals? https://t.co/ypV…
Tue, 06:55: RT @AmandaRosenberg: this pic of my friend's cat is fucking me up. https://t.co/PsUZou2hpW
Tue, 07:00: RT @vijithassar: do you ever wonder why we DRIVE on a PARKWAY but we PARK in the BIKE LANE
Tue, 07:01: RT @michael_hendrix: This is so true https://t.co/i90pLrpRVr