Dead Bodies Everywhere

[azurelunatic]

marxdarx has entered the film class at school (going for a computer art degree, specialty 3d design) and is required to produce a film.

So...

Music video. Song: "Dead Bodies Everywhere", Korn. Little Fayoumis doing the hack & slash number.


He throws open the door (with bandanna on head that has skull & crossbones all over it), stomps over to his toybox, flings toys all over the floor, and comes up with his sword. Arr! (He had to be coached on how to fling his toys for the video; he was taught to not do that.)

Then he is playing a videogame with Death. (Seriously. Scythe and everything, or at least that's what the camera angle shows.) (It's actually his mom in a black velvet cape with a staff.)

He hacks stuffed animals to pieces with his toy sword. Arr!

He kneels at an altar with all sorts of nifty stuff on it, and drinks from a chalice filled with blood. (Gingerale + red food coloring = ghastly results.)

He hacks marxdarx and votania to bits, and their very messily ketchuped bodies lie (on a carefully placed sheet) on the floor.

yaksha42 takes the videogame controller away from him, and yaksha42 also meets the ketchup.

He lies asleep, cradling his sword. Awww.


The best of all the takes of this will be put together into an interesting music video. Ahh yes. Everyone is amused. Realistic violence wigs him out (don't let him watch The Fellowship of the Ring unattended, because that bit where Saruman spins Gandalf around violently makes him freak out and cry) but pretend violence that isn't actually violent is very, very funny. (His toy sword has a plastic handle and a Nerf blade, painted silver; no way could someone get hurt from that easily, when used properly.)