Azure Jane Lunatic (Azz) 🌺 (
azurelunatic) wrote2003-08-21 10:24 pm
*purrs* Battles of wit with m'love
So he and I got into a mix-up over how I was going to kick his ass, in a bunch of warring notes to self.
Darkside is the Maniac. I am, of course, obvious. (We make quite the pair.) This is about how it went:
Maniac: "Note to self: move back to Germany."
Lunatic: "Note to self: buy transporter."
Maniac: "Note to self: kill guy who invents transporter."
Lunatic: "But that wouldn't work, because you wouldn't know who'd invented it until after they'd invented it... and then..." *snickers evilly*
Maniac: "Note to self: get time machine."
Lunatic: "Note to self: put transporter tags on all his underwear."
Maniac: "Note to self: kick her ass."
Lunatic: "Note to self: beam his underwear off him and onto his head."
Maniac: "Note to self: beam away all of her clothes but her underwear."
Lunatic: "GRRRRRR..."
Darkside is the Maniac. I am, of course, obvious. (We make quite the pair.) This is about how it went:
Maniac: "Note to self: move back to Germany."
Lunatic: "Note to self: buy transporter."
Maniac: "Note to self: kill guy who invents transporter."
Lunatic: "But that wouldn't work, because you wouldn't know who'd invented it until after they'd invented it... and then..." *snickers evilly*
Maniac: "Note to self: get time machine."
Lunatic: "Note to self: put transporter tags on all his underwear."
Maniac: "Note to self: kick her ass."
Lunatic: "Note to self: beam his underwear off him and onto his head."
Maniac: "Note to self: beam away all of her clothes but her underwear."
Lunatic: "GRRRRRR..."

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...I think the flirting has progressed from elementary school to middle school.