Humor fwd: Finish the things you start

[azurelunatic]

By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace.....

It reads:

"The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started."

I looked around to see all the things I started and hadn't finished. So, today I have finished one bottle of white wine, a bottle of red wine, a bottle of Bailey's, my Prozac prescription, a large box of chocolates and a quart of milk.

You have no idea how good I feel. You may pass this on to those you feel are in need of Inner Peace.

*snicker*

Perhaps I should go for inner peace with that box of TJ's chcolate-covered caramels?

Comments

Hmm...

[dawnmuskovitz.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a plan to me.

I could do something similar... you know, finish off my liquor cabinet (all of which is opened), my old Zoloft prescription, the reminants of when I was on Lithium... but I fear that would make me very much dead.

Ah well. The price we pay for inner peace.

*snerk*

[iroshi.livejournal.com]

Oh, good gods, one shouldn't say that to a crafter! Do you realize how many UFOs (UnFinished Objects) I *have* sitting around in closets? Good gods, it would take me months. Not to mention that I need to get started on Grace's cloak that I owe her from two birthdays ago, and *promised* her she would get this year before it gets cold. *grin*

[easalle.livejournal.com]

Hee hee I have had that posted above my computer for ages, when ever I feel really useless I see what vile things I can find in the fridge to finish. Hee hee hee!

[azurelunatic]

And I need to finish beading my ritual shirt, to finish crocheting my afghan (which will be for Darkside, since it goes with his bedroom well), to finish my novel...

[azurelunatic]

This morning I had french fries and broccoli. Suitably disguised and fried up, of course.