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azurelunatic) wrote2003-10-08 11:12 am
azurelunatic) wrote2003-10-08 11:12 am
The Good Crack
Evidently DeVry's having firewall issues -- I overheard when Mr. President was popping into the Hell Desk area.
I saw him off to class, and there was discussion. Mark Jr. evidently got hit on by the reincarnated Irish mage who is now a Christian/pagan. Someone has quit wearing underwear. Metal Gear Solid was discussed. Other Metal Gear games were discussed. Mr. Pres is thinking about another tattoo. I had to leave when the teacher came in.
"Take me with you!" Mr. Pres cried. He was perched on the edge of the big folding table at the back of the room, and leaned forward and thrust his hands out to me.
"Oh, Jack, Jack!" I cried, holding my hands back, from the door of the room.
It was a touching dramatic scene -- and then the other end of the table lifted up off the floor, nearly tipping Mr. Pres to the floor. He got off the table with haste, and of course the end that had come up banged back down again.
Instantly, Mark Jr. and the gamer guy with the long hair pointed at Mr. Pres in the unmistakable "He did it!" gesture.
The firewall's still on crack. Malformed requests, cannot find server, cannot find MY ASS WITH BOTH HANDS, let alone mass destruction weapons of wank.
I saw him off to class, and there was discussion. Mark Jr. evidently got hit on by the reincarnated Irish mage who is now a Christian/pagan. Someone has quit wearing underwear. Metal Gear Solid was discussed. Other Metal Gear games were discussed. Mr. Pres is thinking about another tattoo. I had to leave when the teacher came in.
"Take me with you!" Mr. Pres cried. He was perched on the edge of the big folding table at the back of the room, and leaned forward and thrust his hands out to me.
"Oh, Jack, Jack!" I cried, holding my hands back, from the door of the room.
It was a touching dramatic scene -- and then the other end of the table lifted up off the floor, nearly tipping Mr. Pres to the floor. He got off the table with haste, and of course the end that had come up banged back down again.
Instantly, Mark Jr. and the gamer guy with the long hair pointed at Mr. Pres in the unmistakable "He did it!" gesture.
The firewall's still on crack. Malformed requests, cannot find server, cannot find MY ASS WITH BOTH HANDS, let alone mass destruction weapons of wank.
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The most frequent response I've had to give at the help desk lately is "yes, I agree. Doesn't it suck?." :/
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I like to say, "Hell. Oh?" on occasion.