Conversations, phone, reconstructed.

[azurelunatic]

azurelunatic: *sniffle*
Darkside: "Hello, anyone there?"
azurelunatic: *sniffle* *wipe nose and eyes*
Darkside: "What's that noise?"
azurelunatic: *wipe eyes* *sniffle* *wipe nose*
Darkside: "I see. Hello, Mr. Kleenex."
Mr. Kleenex (in high, scratchy-squeaky voice): "Hi."