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azurelunatic) wrote2004-01-13 03:40 pm
azurelunatic) wrote2004-01-13 03:40 pm
Onion horoscopes
Gemini: (May 21—June 21)
You're not the kind of person who constantly goes around saying the sky is falling, which makes you ill-equipped to cope with the events of this Thursday.
Cancer: (June 22—July 22)
You're ready to put that bad relationship and all its painful memories behind you, but unfortunately, it'll be available on DVD starting next week.
You're not the kind of person who constantly goes around saying the sky is falling, which makes you ill-equipped to cope with the events of this Thursday.
Cancer: (June 22—July 22)
You're ready to put that bad relationship and all its painful memories behind you, but unfortunately, it'll be available on DVD starting next week.