Cute Five-Year-Old Moments

[azurelunatic]

Nephew: "Grandma is a ho-ho-ho!"

We're hoping he means "Grandma is like Santa Claus."

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[godai.livejournal.com]

Heh had a similar momment yesterday when me and my brother went shopping.

We pass by the santa who is not the standard shade of santa.

He tells me....

"Top 10 ways to tell you are in Akron."
"Number 7. Brother Claus."

My response "Well at least he still says 'Ho, Ho, Ho'"


of course the inflection on ho, ho, ho was important but still you can see some of the low brow humor in it :)

yeah my family isn't really politically correct.


*shrug*

[azurelunatic]

Well, the next thing the kid said after declaring that Grandma was a ho-ho-ho was "Santa is a ho-ho-ho" ... I suppose we'll have to have a bit of a discussion with him on the difference between something you ARE and something you SAY.

The last word-choice discussion we had with him was on the word "booty." The only acceptable use of "booty" is to describe pirate treasure, at least in this household.

[godai.livejournal.com]

Awwww can't a guy have a booty-call. hehe

kidding of course. ;)

[azurelunatic]

Heh.

I think five's a bit too young for that... when he's old enough, Auntie's going to strategically place some magazines or something in an appropriate place in the house...