An Ode to Spring

[azurelunatic]

An Ode to Spring

April is coming, the geese are getting laid
Please walk with caution and a hand grenade
If you haven't got a hand grenade, a great big stick will do
If you haven't got a great big stick, God help you

Also with spring comes the tree bukkake. I mentioned (after class) to my teacher that I felt like I had been on a "When Flowers Attack" show. She recommended Hi-Health's natural remedy Allergy 10, which is evidently brewed specifically for Arizona allergies. I need to remember to take allergy medicine before sleeping, and also to get something that will make pouring salt water up one nostril and down the other easier.

Comments

[ldy.livejournal.com]

Love it :D I had the tune in my head after the third word!

This site may help you in your quest for a salt water sinus irrigation tool:
http://www.jalanetipot.com/

[azurelunatic]

metaquotes is my very good friend for finding things like that little adaptation.

I'm looking to find one locally, somewhere that I can hold one before buying it, and perhaps even replace it if/when it gets broken.

[ldy.livejournal.com]

The only version I have available is the Muppets' version, so the adaptation was sung by Miss Piggy in my head.

I hope you can find something locally that suits you perfectly :) I just ordered a stainless steel one online from healthandyoga.com. I'd been meaning to pick up one for years now. I like the look and the design of the ceramic ones better, but prefer having something that A. doesn't break, B. is impervious to bacteria and mold (I seem to have a problem with mold), and C. can hold a good amount of water. We'll see whether it works well or not. I'll probably end up writing about it either way!

Good luck in your search :)

[margoeve.livejournal.com]

"Tree Bukkake" ::snort:: That's funny. And frighteningly accurate.

[azurelunatic]

*nods* I first heard the phrasing in Queen of Wands.

[margoeve.livejournal.com]

Ah, yes, great comic.

[pyrogenic.livejournal.com]

Buy a bottle of saline solution at the drugstore. Better than home-brew brine because it's guaranteed isotonic. Or try H₂Ocean, which is isotonic salt water and lysozyme in a handy compressed aerosol can.