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azurelunatic) wrote2002-01-01 03:55 pm
azurelunatic) wrote2002-01-01 03:55 pm
Hacking the test
For my personal amusement, here's how to score high as a Malkavian on the Camarilla test here:
What would be your ideal pet?
A platypus
What's your favourite place to relax?
In my own head
In a CD store, what section do you head for first?
The reject bin full of audio tapes out front
Reality is...
A figment of the observers imagination
What matters the most to you?
Nothing really matters
The law and legal system...
Are meaningless or Are incredibly boring
It's your birthday. What do people get you?
Money, they've given up trying to choose gifts for me
Your ideal car would be..
A Delorean
Someone betrays your trust, do you...
Send them vaugely threatening letters in cramped little writing
You're invited to a party, what do you do?
Turn up several hours early and in fancy dress (regardless of whether it's a fancy dress party or not)
When you get there you
dance around with a lampshade on your head
[results]
You are a complete and utter...
Malkavian 100 %
Your strange taste and bizarre excesses mark you out as a Malkavian. This clan is united by one simple fact, they are all stark raving mad. Behind their insanity however can often lie remarkable insight.
Darkside had fun with the test and managed to find himself as a complete and utter Tremere.
What would be your ideal pet?
A platypus
What's your favourite place to relax?
In my own head
In a CD store, what section do you head for first?
The reject bin full of audio tapes out front
Reality is...
A figment of the observers imagination
What matters the most to you?
Nothing really matters
The law and legal system...
Are meaningless or Are incredibly boring
It's your birthday. What do people get you?
Money, they've given up trying to choose gifts for me
Your ideal car would be..
A Delorean
Someone betrays your trust, do you...
Send them vaugely threatening letters in cramped little writing
You're invited to a party, what do you do?
Turn up several hours early and in fancy dress (regardless of whether it's a fancy dress party or not)
When you get there you
dance around with a lampshade on your head
[results]
You are a complete and utter...
Malkavian 100 %
Your strange taste and bizarre excesses mark you out as a Malkavian. This clan is united by one simple fact, they are all stark raving mad. Behind their insanity however can often lie remarkable insight.
Darkside had fun with the test and managed to find himself as a complete and utter Tremere.