Azure Jane Lunatic (Azz) 🌺 (
azurelunatic) wrote2004-06-01 11:54 am
Shawn Story: The orange flowers
At my 18th birthday party, That Idiot Shawn walked into the lake. Then he tried to dry his shirt out over the fire. Then, he threw the shirt back into the lake.
"What did I do that for?" he asked, wading out to get it.
"It was on fire," I pointed out.
"It was not on fire!" he objected.
"I could see the flames, Shawn."
"Those were not flames! They were ... little orange flowers. Yeah."
shywickedpixie called for entertainment, preferably featuring fire, squirrels, or bonky flashlights, so I went for the fire.
"What did I do that for?" he asked, wading out to get it.
"It was on fire," I pointed out.
"It was not on fire!" he objected.
"I could see the flames, Shawn."
"Those were not flames! They were ... little orange flowers. Yeah."
