Bad, but funny

[azurelunatic]

It would be a Bad Idea to name a cat M--- (you know, the name of that Scottish play), and then refer to the cat as "Something Wicked".

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[ornjkitty.livejournal.com]

Bad, maybe. But not necessarily untrue.
**Pictures owner screaming, "Wicked, get your furry butt over here. You are sooooooo in trouble this time, pal!"**

[azurelunatic]

As well as the muffled crash, and then the observation, "Something Wicked this way comes."

[ornjkitty.livejournal.com]

Never know -- the cat might be heading in the other direction. Especially once it hears the sound of the broom coming out of the closet!

[ldy.livejournal.com]

"Hey! Your cat totally scratched my thumbs!"

"Well, yeeeeah. You've gotta expect that."

And heaven help you if he ever runs into a theatre ;)

[azurelunatic]

Or the sound of me screeching.

My voice is a weapon in and of itself.

[azurelunatic]

"Has anyone seen my cat?"
"What's its name?"
"...The Scottish Cat."

[ldy.livejournal.com]

Yes, perfect!

I wouldn't be surprised if such a cat might keep one up at night, though.

[azurelunatic]

You'd have to wash your hands a lot after changing the litter box.

[ldy.livejournal.com]

"Is this a scooper I see before me?"

[azurelunatic]

Will all Neptune's oceans get this little hand clean! Pfew! Cat, you stink!

[ldy.livejournal.com]

Yet who would have thought the old cat
to have had so much crap in him!

Here's the smell of the crap still: all the
perfumes of Arabia will not sweeten this little
hand!