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Azure Jane Lunatic (Azz) 🌺 ([personal profile] azurelunatic) wrote2004-07-28 07:18 pm

Lemming time: computer/network names

[livejournal.com profile] metaphorge asks: What are your computers and networks named, and do you have a naming convention for your systems?


I respond:

Our network doesn't have a real name. (I'm sure it calls itself something, but that's the name it and other computers call it...) There's no real scheme to our naming, except that the computers that I have often name themselves, either cleverly or based on personality traits of the boxes themselves.

My laptop is named Tigereye, because she is a Dell. (A little too much Jennifer Roberson, back in 2000, I think...)

[livejournal.com profile] sorcha007's computer is named Sorcha. She named it. The two former computers of hers were Red and Enki.

[livejournal.com profile] marxdarx's computer is named Acknar. He named it.

The computer that was originally merely called "the new computer" named himself Neo after a while. He is happiest running Linux. He is an ancient Compaq.

Neo has a clone/twin who was originally going to have several different OSes. Then we found out his hard drive was damaged. His name is Lord Mark, as he is a clone with brain damage/multiple personalities. He will probably, once he gets a new HD, evolve into a squat, fat, deadly box with an attitude -- or several.

My former palmtop, a Visor Neo, was named Inanna; she was twin to a palmtop named Ishtar. I was planning on naming my next Visor Neo, if anything, Trinity, but I never got another one. I now have a Palm Vx named AzureBlue, for the color of her case. This is, clearly, a literary joke as well as a play on my own name. (Yes, I answer to my online name more than I do my birth name...)

The Mac Quadra 660 AV that I took over for a few years back in the late '90s was named Majel, because she could speak in a very pleasant, if flat, female voice, and respond to voice commands. ([livejournal.com profile] swallowtayle and I programmed her to respond snarkily to a few voice commands: if we said, "Computer, open Monopoly," she would respond, "This module is not programmed for game-playing.")

And of course the old computer I was on for a week back at my parents' house -- his name is Guardian. You know, because the Guardian of Forever said, "Let me be your Gateway"....


[Edit: next time I have a box with a really big dick disk and I want it to resist dying mightily, I'm going to name it Rasputin.]

[identity profile] sithjawa.livejournal.com 2004-07-28 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[Edit: next time I have a box with a really big dick disk and I want it to resist dying mightily, I'm going to name it Rasputin.]

I was going to say you're a genius, but then I thought about how often you'd have to fsck it...

[identity profile] pharminatrix.livejournal.com 2004-07-29 07:31 am (UTC)(link)
Our router is called Netgear. I know, heaps of originality. This computer isn't called anything but the laptop is Mnemosyne.