Laaaaaaaaaaaptop.

[azurelunatic]

It is possible to say the word "laptop" seductively.

Poor trystan_laryssa.

Hee!

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[tygerr.livejournal.com]

It's possible to say just about *anything* seductively.

My canonical example is "Wanna come...(*eyebrow*)...rotate my tires?"

[azurelunatic]

But that involves yanking on a lever and getting nuts off.

(Were you around when I described my helping change Darkside's flat tire in the most seductive language possible?)

[tygerr.livejournal.com]

*sound of jaw dropping*

Erm...you win. :-)

(No, I wasn't around for that. I'm *sure* I'd remember...)

Hmm. I think I need a new Canonical Example. Something *less* like a sexual metaphor than automotive maintenance.

*ponders*

I'm coming up blank, here....

[azurelunatic]

Doing routine maintainence on your server?

[azurelunatic]

Most of it was in an IM conversation or two...

[22:12] AzureLunatic: I got Darkside's nuts off today!
[22:12] jdllama: uh huh, sure you did... ;)

Leave it to 'Ni to delve into sexual innuendo
[22:13] AzureLunatic: Oh, I got them very much off.
[22:13] AzureLunatic: He was having a hard time doing it himself.
[22:13] jdllama: perv ;)
[22:13] AzureLunatic: *giggle*
[22:13] AzureLunatic: But it's true! Just ask him!!
[22:13] AzureLunatic: :P
[22:13] jdllama: hehehe
[22:14] AzureLunatic: He had his hands on the stick, but that wasn't doing anything.
[22:14] jdllama: of course
[22:14] AzureLunatic: So he asked me to help...
[22:14] jdllama: so a couple of cranks
[22:14] jdllama: and pop
[22:14] AzureLunatic: Yep.
[22:14] jdllama: figures.
[22:14] AzureLunatic: His poor car had a flat.
[22:14] jdllama: awwww
[22:15] AzureLunatic: Right in the middle of the 101.
[22:15] jdllama: next he'll be asking for help for inflating the tire
[22:15] jdllama: so you can give him a blow ...

[tygerr.livejournal.com]

Ooh, there's a thought...Hey baby, wanna come over and spin up my hard drive? :-D

[azurelunatic]

Heh.

Furniture construction involves screws and wood.

Cooking?

[tygerr.livejournal.com]

Cooking...

Light my fire, baby. Wanna come lick my wooden spoon? (Though I do think it best to avoid anything sounding like a bun in the oven....)

I mean, even something as innocuous as getting my pasta together with your tuna and making a casserole is pretty nearly R-rated.

[azurelunatic]

And forget about getting my eggwhites to the hard-peak stage.

[tygerr.livejournal.com]

And then there's a whole *realm* of "hot sausage" comments.

Breakfast in bed. Cheesecake. Beefsteak.

Really, anyone who was around for the "X-rated peaches" thread knows that food should never be considered nonsexual where I'm concerned.

[azurelunatic]

Indeed. The Pilot and peaches == mayhem.