Fwd: Miss Bea (a story about a condom)

[azurelunatic]

Miss Bea, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.

The pastor came to call on her one afternoon early in the spring and she welcomed him into her Victorian parlor. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared a little tea.

As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young minister noticed a cut glass bowl sitting on top of it filled with water. In the water floated, of all things, a condom.

Imagine his shock and suprise. Imagine his curiosity! Surely Miss Bea had flipped or something....!

When she returned with tea and cookies, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater but soon it got the better of him and he could resist no longer.

"Miss Bea," he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" He pointed to the bowl.

"Oh, yes," she replied, "isn't it wonderful? I was walking downtown last fall and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to put it on the organ, keep it wet, and it would prevent disease. And you know....I haven't had a cold all winter."

Comments

[azurelunatic]

My Guide Dog Aunt sends me these things; I clean and preserve the ones that I find amusing. Sometimes I even correct them for spelling and so forth.

[kiwiria.livejournal.com]

This one made me laugh. Thank you.

[evealone.livejournal.com]

funny comedy after my own style by the way have been trying to get a hold of the temple drop me an aim if i'm on

[azurelunatic]

I'm glad you enjoyed it. My aunt passes on some of the silliest things.

[mizu-no-megami.livejournal.com]

That was wonderful. Bravo!

[azurelunatic]

I love the stuff my aunt forwards me.