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azurelunatic) wrote2002-02-14 12:43 am
azurelunatic) wrote2002-02-14 12:43 am
long-ass survey
FIRST & MIDDLE NAME: Joan Laurel
NICKNAMES: Joanie, 'Ni, Azure Lunatic, Azz, Blue Crazy, Joanie-Joan, Shanna/Mona, JL, Slut, You With The Weird Hair, Witch, Bitch, Loony... or anything else I answer to
HAIR COLOR: Naturally, dark brown. Unnaturally, at the moment blue-black, hopefully blue someday again.
HAIR LENGTH: getting longish again
EYE COLOR: hazel: blue/green/orange, photographs as black
HEIGHT: 5'6"/5'7"
BIRTHDAY: The same day some college kids got run over by army tanks in Tienamen Square
LOCATION: Phoenix AZ, or my head, whichever's nearest
SHOE SIZE: 9-10
ZODIAC SIGN: Gemini, and so typical...
GRADE: College sophomore
SIBLINGS: Biological: 1 sister(19); Nonbiological: brother (23), sister (26), and a few more...
PETS: Fire Blossom the Siamese fighting fish
FAVORITES
GENRE OF MUSIC : 80's, loud rock, soft rock, classic rock, hard rock, hard of hearing rock, Celtic, classical, techno, anything that doesn't suck.
MOVIE: Martial arts with humor, please!
FOOD: Pizza, my style. I make it the way it doesn't suck.
DRINK: Irish Cream in chocolate milk
NUMBER: 8
CANDY: Don't know. Fudge?
TV SHOW: Jackie Chan Adventures, classic X-Files
FAST FOOD RESTARAUNT: Whatever's nearest, preferably Chinese
SUBJECT IN SCHOOL: creative writing
ANIMAL: chaos chicken, aka Egyptian Fayoumis
STORES: Fry's Electronics, any used book store
ICE CREAM FLAVOR: mint chocolate chip? Chocolate chocolate ripple chocolate chip?
HOLIDAY: Winter solstice
DAY OF THE WEEK: Tuesday
MONTH: September
DISLIKES
GENRE OF MUSIC: Rap. Country. Sucky R&B. Wailing and moaning. Anything too damn loud.
MUSIC ARTIST: See above. Am fortunately not too well acquainted with any artists in the above categories. Though I could do without Hootie & the Blowfish...
ACTOR: none yet
WORD: decision
FOOD: raw onions outside of salad; supposed beef stew with cloves in it.
DRINK: any beer but Dixie's Blackened Voodoo
ANIMAL: dogs
STORES: Salvation Army, any given place where they'll ask you to leave for being "too weird"
ICE CREAM FLAVOR: black walnut
DAY OF THE WEEK: any day I have to work
MONTH: February (Alaskan)
DO YOU...
THINK YOU ARE ATTRACTIVE: Once, and potentially again
THINK YOU ARE SMART: Sometimes. But it takes only once to be thought a genius... hope my glory days of brainpower aren't over yet.
THINK YOU HAVE COMMON SENSE: Hopefully. Getting more.
THINK YOU ARE POPULAR: More so than I used to be, definitely. How much so has yet to be determined -- it's not hard to be more popular than I was in grade school.
BELIEVE IN ALIENS: When we meet the aliens, they will be us.
LIKE SITCOMS: sometimes... the brigher ones.
HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND: a fuckbuddy/boytoy, does that count?
FANTASIZE ABOUT THE SAME SEX AS YOU: who doesn't? Only sometimes I get to make it come true.
THINK YOUR STYLE/FASHION IS COOL: not so much cool as very, very hot, which is what happens when long sleeved black meets AZ summer sun.
HAVE ANY PIERCINGS: two left ear, one right ear.
DO DRUGS: caffeine and alcohol. Oh, and anime and livejournal.
DRINK: of course.
HAVE A CRUSH: Darkside, Michael Stipe. With or without eyeliner. ;)
HAVE SEX: Female. Um. Oh, you mean... um. Yeah. That would be what the fuckbuddy would be for, yes.
HAVE YOU EVER
SMOKED: not tobacco...
DRANK: does Mountain Dew count?
WENT BUNJEE JUMPING: well, leaping off the front porch holding household-size bungee cords probably does not count, especially considering as I was about 7...
HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER: yeah, I suppose.
BROKE THE LAW: Some damn stupid laws would not have gotten broken if they were not standing right in the way... silly things. They should have known when to move!
RAN FROM THE COPS: walked slowly and calmly and casually?
KISSED A GIRL: oh my yes.
KISSED A GUY: *slurrrp*
LAUGHED: they don't call me the Lunatic for nothing...
BEEN SARCASTIC: Darkside is by far my superior
BEEN EMBARASSED: but it's so much more fun to make others turn cranberry juice red!
CRIED: unfortunately. Until my sinuses screamed at me for weeks.
WANTED TO DIE: yes, but lacked the physical strength to get up for an implement of ending my life.
BEEN SCARED HALF TO DEATH: once, more than 3/4 to death. Never again.
THOUGHT ABOUT BEING GAY: Nope, I like guys too much.
STOLE ANYTHING: a few candy bars from the campus convenience store when I was 18; a kiss from Darkside in October.
MADE YOURSELF THROW UP: no
WENT SKINNY DIPPING: not yet.
BEEN IN LOVE: Since 1986.
HAD A DREAM ABOUT SOMETHING WEIRD AND IT HAPPENED THE NEXT DAY: not quite exactly.
STALKED SOMEONE? Don't anymore. But yes.
HAD A MUD BATH: Not in a spa for beauty purposes.... but in the dirt with the water as a kid/teenager, hell yeah!
WHAT COMES TO MIND WHEN YOU HEAR
BLUE: "Azure-blue, where are you?"
SOCKS: dammit, time to go to Sam's
COW: computer on wheels
JELLY: grape
FISH: Votania's out of fish, shit.
LAST PERSON WHO
EMAILED YOU: the sweethearts/Real nifty people at the Sith Academy
YOU SAW A MOVIE WITH: Votania and Marx
YOU WENT TO THE MALL WITH: Votania and Marx
FRIENDS
LAUGHS THE WIERDEST: probably![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
jdllama
LOUDEST: the Viking, or Rosie, or that idiot Shawn
COULD BE A MODEL: Leigh from elementary school... maybe Lady E. ... don't have many model-material friends.
THE FUNNIEST: Darkside, hands down.
MOST ATHLETIC: Adam
THE HOTTEST: Again, Darkside
FAMILY
DO YOU INTEND TO GET MARRIED: Intend? nothing at the moment. If I were to get an offer, though, I'd consider it... someday.
WHAT WILL YOU NAME YOUR KIDS: was thinking Joshua Eric _____ (fill in blank with appropriate last name) at one point; now perhaps David Miles. No girl names picked out at the moment.
WHERE WILL YOU LIVE: Alaska is ever home.
RANDOM
WHO ARE YOUR GOOD FRIENDS: Local top list: Darkside, Votania, Marx, Adam
HOW MANY EMAIL ADDRESSES DO YOU HAVE: two very active, one semi-active, two almost inactive, several abandoned
WHATS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR: losing my mind
HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE ON YOUR BUDDY LIST: 58
HOW MANY PEOPLE DO YOU HAVE BLOCKED: only BJ on MSN IM
WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU WANT TO DRIVE: a navy blue or black van large enough to fit all my friends and their duct tape sword gear/ anime collections
WHAT KIND OF SHOES DO YOU WEAR: black leather combat
WHAT KIND OF CLOTHES DO YOU SLEEP IN: skyclad or cotton shorts/T-shirt
WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE: toyota tercel station wagon ... in Alaska.
WHO IS THE LAST PERSON YOU CALLED: Marx; before that, Darkside
WHO IS THE HOTTEST GUY/GIRL IN YOUR SCHOOL: Darkside
IF YOU COULD CHANGE ONE THING ABOUT YOURSELF, WHAT WOULD IT BE: take care of my body properly without a godsdamned special effort
WHAT DO YOU REALLY DISLIKE: bigots. Especially when they're friends, or were.
LAST FOUR NUMBERS IN YOUR PHONE NUMBER: 0642... they didn't have any with lots of 8's available. I asked.
NICKNAMES: Joanie, 'Ni, Azure Lunatic, Azz, Blue Crazy, Joanie-Joan, Shanna/Mona, JL, Slut, You With The Weird Hair, Witch, Bitch, Loony... or anything else I answer to
HAIR COLOR: Naturally, dark brown. Unnaturally, at the moment blue-black, hopefully blue someday again.
HAIR LENGTH: getting longish again
EYE COLOR: hazel: blue/green/orange, photographs as black
HEIGHT: 5'6"/5'7"
BIRTHDAY: The same day some college kids got run over by army tanks in Tienamen Square
LOCATION: Phoenix AZ, or my head, whichever's nearest
SHOE SIZE: 9-10
ZODIAC SIGN: Gemini, and so typical...
GRADE: College sophomore
SIBLINGS: Biological: 1 sister(19); Nonbiological: brother (23), sister (26), and a few more...
PETS: Fire Blossom the Siamese fighting fish
FAVORITES
GENRE OF MUSIC : 80's, loud rock, soft rock, classic rock, hard rock, hard of hearing rock, Celtic, classical, techno, anything that doesn't suck.
MOVIE: Martial arts with humor, please!
FOOD: Pizza, my style. I make it the way it doesn't suck.
DRINK: Irish Cream in chocolate milk
NUMBER: 8
CANDY: Don't know. Fudge?
TV SHOW: Jackie Chan Adventures, classic X-Files
FAST FOOD RESTARAUNT: Whatever's nearest, preferably Chinese
SUBJECT IN SCHOOL: creative writing
ANIMAL: chaos chicken, aka Egyptian Fayoumis
STORES: Fry's Electronics, any used book store
ICE CREAM FLAVOR: mint chocolate chip? Chocolate chocolate ripple chocolate chip?
HOLIDAY: Winter solstice
DAY OF THE WEEK: Tuesday
MONTH: September
DISLIKES
GENRE OF MUSIC: Rap. Country. Sucky R&B. Wailing and moaning. Anything too damn loud.
MUSIC ARTIST: See above. Am fortunately not too well acquainted with any artists in the above categories. Though I could do without Hootie & the Blowfish...
ACTOR: none yet
WORD: decision
FOOD: raw onions outside of salad; supposed beef stew with cloves in it.
DRINK: any beer but Dixie's Blackened Voodoo
ANIMAL: dogs
STORES: Salvation Army, any given place where they'll ask you to leave for being "too weird"
ICE CREAM FLAVOR: black walnut
DAY OF THE WEEK: any day I have to work
MONTH: February (Alaskan)
DO YOU...
THINK YOU ARE ATTRACTIVE: Once, and potentially again
THINK YOU ARE SMART: Sometimes. But it takes only once to be thought a genius... hope my glory days of brainpower aren't over yet.
THINK YOU HAVE COMMON SENSE: Hopefully. Getting more.
THINK YOU ARE POPULAR: More so than I used to be, definitely. How much so has yet to be determined -- it's not hard to be more popular than I was in grade school.
BELIEVE IN ALIENS: When we meet the aliens, they will be us.
LIKE SITCOMS: sometimes... the brigher ones.
HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND: a fuckbuddy/boytoy, does that count?
FANTASIZE ABOUT THE SAME SEX AS YOU: who doesn't? Only sometimes I get to make it come true.
THINK YOUR STYLE/FASHION IS COOL: not so much cool as very, very hot, which is what happens when long sleeved black meets AZ summer sun.
HAVE ANY PIERCINGS: two left ear, one right ear.
DO DRUGS: caffeine and alcohol. Oh, and anime and livejournal.
DRINK: of course.
HAVE A CRUSH: Darkside, Michael Stipe. With or without eyeliner. ;)
HAVE SEX: Female. Um. Oh, you mean... um. Yeah. That would be what the fuckbuddy would be for, yes.
HAVE YOU EVER
SMOKED: not tobacco...
DRANK: does Mountain Dew count?
WENT BUNJEE JUMPING: well, leaping off the front porch holding household-size bungee cords probably does not count, especially considering as I was about 7...
HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER: yeah, I suppose.
BROKE THE LAW: Some damn stupid laws would not have gotten broken if they were not standing right in the way... silly things. They should have known when to move!
RAN FROM THE COPS: walked slowly and calmly and casually?
KISSED A GIRL: oh my yes.
KISSED A GUY: *slurrrp*
LAUGHED: they don't call me the Lunatic for nothing...
BEEN SARCASTIC: Darkside is by far my superior
BEEN EMBARASSED: but it's so much more fun to make others turn cranberry juice red!
CRIED: unfortunately. Until my sinuses screamed at me for weeks.
WANTED TO DIE: yes, but lacked the physical strength to get up for an implement of ending my life.
BEEN SCARED HALF TO DEATH: once, more than 3/4 to death. Never again.
THOUGHT ABOUT BEING GAY: Nope, I like guys too much.
STOLE ANYTHING: a few candy bars from the campus convenience store when I was 18; a kiss from Darkside in October.
MADE YOURSELF THROW UP: no
WENT SKINNY DIPPING: not yet.
BEEN IN LOVE: Since 1986.
HAD A DREAM ABOUT SOMETHING WEIRD AND IT HAPPENED THE NEXT DAY: not quite exactly.
STALKED SOMEONE? Don't anymore. But yes.
HAD A MUD BATH: Not in a spa for beauty purposes.... but in the dirt with the water as a kid/teenager, hell yeah!
WHAT COMES TO MIND WHEN YOU HEAR
BLUE: "Azure-blue, where are you?"
SOCKS: dammit, time to go to Sam's
COW: computer on wheels
JELLY: grape
FISH: Votania's out of fish, shit.
LAST PERSON WHO
EMAILED YOU: the sweethearts/Real nifty people at the Sith Academy
YOU SAW A MOVIE WITH: Votania and Marx
YOU WENT TO THE MALL WITH: Votania and Marx
FRIENDS
LAUGHS THE WIERDEST: probably
jdllamaLOUDEST: the Viking, or Rosie, or that idiot Shawn
COULD BE A MODEL: Leigh from elementary school... maybe Lady E. ... don't have many model-material friends.
THE FUNNIEST: Darkside, hands down.
MOST ATHLETIC: Adam
THE HOTTEST: Again, Darkside
FAMILY
DO YOU INTEND TO GET MARRIED: Intend? nothing at the moment. If I were to get an offer, though, I'd consider it... someday.
WHAT WILL YOU NAME YOUR KIDS: was thinking Joshua Eric _____ (fill in blank with appropriate last name) at one point; now perhaps David Miles. No girl names picked out at the moment.
WHERE WILL YOU LIVE: Alaska is ever home.
RANDOM
WHO ARE YOUR GOOD FRIENDS: Local top list: Darkside, Votania, Marx, Adam
HOW MANY EMAIL ADDRESSES DO YOU HAVE: two very active, one semi-active, two almost inactive, several abandoned
WHATS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR: losing my mind
HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE ON YOUR BUDDY LIST: 58
HOW MANY PEOPLE DO YOU HAVE BLOCKED: only BJ on MSN IM
WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU WANT TO DRIVE: a navy blue or black van large enough to fit all my friends and their duct tape sword gear/ anime collections
WHAT KIND OF SHOES DO YOU WEAR: black leather combat
WHAT KIND OF CLOTHES DO YOU SLEEP IN: skyclad or cotton shorts/T-shirt
WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE: toyota tercel station wagon ... in Alaska.
WHO IS THE LAST PERSON YOU CALLED: Marx; before that, Darkside
WHO IS THE HOTTEST GUY/GIRL IN YOUR SCHOOL: Darkside
IF YOU COULD CHANGE ONE THING ABOUT YOURSELF, WHAT WOULD IT BE: take care of my body properly without a godsdamned special effort
WHAT DO YOU REALLY DISLIKE: bigots. Especially when they're friends, or were.
LAST FOUR NUMBERS IN YOUR PHONE NUMBER: 0642... they didn't have any with lots of 8's available. I asked.