Actual Trial Transcripts (evidently)

[azurelunatic]

The Court: Next witness.
Ms. Olschner: Your Honor, at this time I would like to swat Mr. Buck in the head with his client's deposition.
The Court: You mean read it?
Ms. Olschner: No, sir. I mean to swat him [in] the head with it. Pursuant to Rule 32, I may use the deposition "for any purpose" and that is the purpose for which I want to use it.
The Court: Well, it does say that.
(Pause.)
The Court: There being no objection, you may proceed.
(Whereupon Ms. Olschner swatted Mr. Buck in the head with a deposition.)

Comments

[chorus-of-chaos.livejournal.com]

is this viable in NY?

I will have mine printed on an iron tablet at my divorce and have them smack bob in the head with it. REPEATEDLY. After all, there has been PRECEDENT!

[azurelunatic]

Hee! I don't know if it's viable in NY. Check with your local lawyers.

[kokuten.livejournal.com]

oh wow.. that is a beautiful thing..

SMACK!

[azurelunatic]

Indeed.