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azurelunatic) wrote2002-02-25 07:28 am
azurelunatic) wrote2002-02-25 07:28 am
Copy/paste; this one deserved an entry.
I was going to have Darth Vader at my wedding.
You see, the wedding march starts. Piano player. Suddenly, Darth Vader appears, points hand at piano player. Piano player grabs throat, chokes, falls off piano bench. Darth Vader marches out, sets down boom box, hits Play, and I march down the aisle to the Imperial March.
If the person I'm marrying doesn't like the idea ... then I shouldn't be marrying them.
You see, the wedding march starts. Piano player. Suddenly, Darth Vader appears, points hand at piano player. Piano player grabs throat, chokes, falls off piano bench. Darth Vader marches out, sets down boom box, hits Play, and I march down the aisle to the Imperial March.
If the person I'm marrying doesn't like the idea ... then I shouldn't be marrying them.