I keep trying to set up a cream pie "hit" on a short list of celebrities like Fidel Castro, Kim Jong Il, Robert Mugabe ...
These people unfortunately tend to break promises and not show up for the public appearances at the scheduled place and time. And, as you can imagine, even the best ninja can only keep a cream pie both fluffy AND concealed for a very short time. It'd actually be easier to simply kill them , but that would be wrong.
Jane Fonda got spat on at the Grapevine Mills Mall just north of here sometime last week. But the operative there wasn't one of mine. Though, I'd have to say that in any case, wouldn't I?
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These people unfortunately tend to break promises and not show up for the public appearances at the scheduled place and time. And, as you can imagine, even the best ninja can only keep a cream pie both fluffy AND concealed for a very short time. It'd actually be easier to simply kill them , but that would be wrong.
Jane Fonda got spat on at the Grapevine Mills Mall just north of here sometime last week. But the operative there wasn't one of mine. Though, I'd have to say that in any case, wouldn't I?