I am...

[azurelunatic]

...Mountain Dew...



I love you man. You are probably the drink with the most fan clubs ever. A lot of people depend of you and your caffeine content to keep them up all night. Others are just addicted.
Find your inner cola.


and

a Devil Duck!




All ducks aren't sweet and innocent and you prove that. You have a nasty streak.

Find your inner rubber ducky.