When I'm up this early, things go all weird.

[azurelunatic]

The quark wanted to go to charm school. Because when you're strange, no one remembers your name.

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[neitherday.livejournal.com]

Quarks cruising for sex ask, "Are you a top or a bottom?".

[pharminatrix.livejournal.com]

Moody quarks are up and down.