When the illiterate use IM programs...

[azurelunatic]

OK. There is such a thing as not being good at spelling, and then there's not being able to spell your own dear dear friend's e-mail address. May I present: When MSN goes Horribly Awry!


ROZIES says:
ullo
Azure Lunatic says:
hi.
Azure Lunatic says:
Do I know you from somewhere?
ROZIES says:
yup
ROZIES says:
julie
Azure Lunatic says:
Ah. And which one of her crew are you?
ROZIES says:
hehehe
Azure Lunatic says:
:)
ROZIES says:
im still ur slave rememba?
ROZIES says:
and ive known u my whole life
ROZIES says:
u 4getted me??
Azure Lunatic says:
I have noooo idea who you are from the email address, sorry.
ROZIES says:
ok...im related 2 monique
Azure Lunatic says:
I don't know any Moniques.
ROZIES says:
un4tunately
ROZIES says:
u 4getted her too??!!
Azure Lunatic says:
I have no idea who Monique is.
Azure Lunatic says:
Sorry.
ROZIES says:
lol...i quitted piano lessons
ROZIES says:
monique s***???
Azure Lunatic says:
No.
ROZIES says:
wow!
ROZIES says:
this is jullie right?
ROZIES says:
the one wif the cute dog called pixie?
Azure Lunatic says:
No... I'm related to a Julie, but she doesn't have a dog...
Azure Lunatic says:
and neither do I.
ROZIES says:
hey! wot r u doing in her email addy??
Azure Lunatic says:
This has been my email address since 1995.
Azure Lunatic says:
I think you may have gotten the wrong one...
ROZIES says:
ur email is shadow_rose@hotmail.com right?
Azure Lunatic says:
yeah.
ROZIES says:
or is my computer stuffed up
Azure Lunatic says:
shadow_rose@hotmail.com
Azure Lunatic says:
try shadow-rose, maybe?
ROZIES says:
watz ur real name then?
Azure Lunatic says:
Why the hell should I tell you?
ROZIES says:
nope, ive talked to julie b4 in this email
ROZIES says:
geez...sorry
Azure Lunatic says:
I'm sorry, unless your friend Julie has hacked my password without telling me, you have the wrong email address.
ROZIES says:

ROZIES says:
um...
ROZIES says:
im going 2 ring her up
ROZIES says:
and find out wotz going on
Azure Lunatic says:
Sounds like a good idea. try and get the right spelling.
ROZIES says:
um...i just asked my sister and she said that julies email is shadow_*****@hotmail.com hehehe
Azure Lunatic says:
ah.
ROZIES says:
sorry
Azure Lunatic says:
That works. Have a good day...
ROZIES says:
ur from ireland aye?
Azure Lunatic says:
Nope.
ROZIES says:
o
ROZIES says:
my sister said one of her friends accidentally typed in this email address instead of julies and got an irish girl
ROZIES says:
o well...cya
Azure Lunatic says:
bye.
ROZIES says:
cya, delete me, ive deleted u
ROZIES says:
:)
Azure Lunatic says:
k
ROZIES says:
bye

Comments

[amberite.livejournal.com]

An absolute must-read:

http://shanmonster.lilsproutz.com/icqvert/index.html

Her site r0x0r my s0x0r; "Jesus Was Gother Than You" is fun, too.

Good luck with V, by the way.

that stuff is hilarious

[nilremvenx.livejournal.com]

There's a convention in your town this month.
You'll be paid $50 to have cybersex with a 13 year old youth from India.

[kdorian.livejournal.com]

Well, it's nice to know that I'm not the only ones who run into idiots on the internet... I was starting to think it was me!

[azurelunatic]

Reading the Jesus Was Gother Than You hatemail could have almost gotten me kicked out of the computer lab for excessive giggling. Yeeks.