There are cons in the world
There are filkers
There are trekkies and trekkers and then
There are those that follow Voy-a-ger
but--
I've never been one of them
I'm a Star Wars fan[girl/boy]
and have been since the first time I saw
The dramatic clash of lightsabers
That went on and on until dawn
You don't have to be a true Jedi
You don't have to side with the Sith
You don't need to be a Grey Sider
for the truth of the matter it is:

every legend starts and
every fandom twists
and some of this fanfic
will make George quite pissed

Let the tame fic-writers
Write trite space-battle clash
We like our stories
with a bit more slash