Drama in Fifteen Seconds

[azurelunatic]

angledge: "A summary that would make cleolinda proud. Except that this is a Drama in Fifteen Seconds, instead of a Movie in Fifteen Minutes (m15m).

Me:That's more like two minutes. Let's see if I can't summarize it down closer to 15 seconds.

Assorted Trolls: *troll LJ*
LJ Abuse: "Banninated."
Trolls: "OMG FREEDOM OF SPEECH!"
brad: "My site. My rules. Asshats."
Trolls: "Hacked!"
LJ Abuse: *banninates*
Banninated Hacked Account Users: "OMG WTF?!"
LJ Geeks: *code*
Trolls: "We so pwned you."
brad: "Not for long. You're still banned."