I hate the term junk. I know you don't watch a whole lot of TV, so I'm sure you've not seen the ads for AMPd phones. Basically, the concept is that you can control the universe with your phone. I hate every single one of those ads, but one in particular drives me nuts. A guy on the bus, with his universe-controlling phone, tells a gangster and an elderly man to get in a fight. They do. Then he tells a heavy black woman to "Get up. Shake your junk". She does.

Yep, I hate the term junk.