azurelunatic | (no subject)

Someone has an odd hobby.

It looks like a peeled meat banana.

Ew.

And I like bacon.

So if someone was to attempt to use that, would they be getting porked?

It's very scary.

*facepalm*

That may be the first time ever that I was not entirely happy to see bacon.

I think I went through all the pictures.

Some of the things they squished into a condom kind of left me... distrubed. Boot? Up to the ankle? Pork foot?

I liked the artsy inflated ones. ;)

That site has a remarkable variety of the weird.

I went through them all and was likewise disturbed. But the glove one was awesome.

Imagine, then, what it was like for an orally-fixated bi-boy vegetarian. 8-O

I think someone's trying to hurt someone.

In the head.

There is no "try". :-P

Very.

*comforts cat, passes him a peach*

Mmmmm, peaches....

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