Browserscrub time.

[azurelunatic]

Dear Troll who inhabits newsposts,
Please go away like you said you were going to.
No love,
Everyone

How Bush is Using Christians -- this strikes me as being a lot closer to c'thia than the idea that the dude is a particularly pious man himself. He acts it because it suits.

Ice Cream. Scary flavors. *Really* scary flavors. Ewww.

Common Mistakes of Parenting. If she'd rambled this while Marx was still the LF's stepfather-to-be, I would have printed it out and hit the man with it. Repeatedly.

There is a batlady, to go along with flylady.

Birds and bees may be gay!

Comments

[glowing-dragon.livejournal.com]

Gay animals? Well.... stranger things have happened.

P.S. If you're referring to me, I am not a troll.

[azurelunatic]

Wasn't referring to you. There's at least one individual whose entire purpose in remaining on LJ is to raise a ruckus in news-comments.

[gameboyguy13.livejournal.com]

May give new meaning to "talking about the birds and the bees".

[glowing-dragon.livejournal.com]

Ah, okay then. My mistake.

Some people on here think I troll by correcting everyone, which isn't true.

[azurelunatic]

Well, it's still boinking, just not necessarily reproductive boinking.

My family once had a rooster who was enamoured of a stick.

...Either that, or none of the hens would let him come near and most of them were his mom's age anyway, and the stick was at least convenient.

[azurelunatic]

Helpful constructive comments are a good thing, especially where they correct people's mistaken impressions.

Fear-mongering, snide, nasty, but reasonable-on-the-surface comments have instilled in me allergies to that person's very userpic.

[tygerr.livejournal.com]

My eyeball gravitated to the blue text.

What I saw:

"How Bush is Using Christians: Ice Cream. Scary Flavors."

My subconscious is *twisted*.

[azurelunatic]

I do not ever want Jerry Falwell-flavored ice-cream. It would taste of hatred and a whole lot of closeting.

[glowing-dragon.livejournal.com]

I agree with your first point. As for your second point, I can't say since I'm obviously not you, but I can very well imagine my having the same reaction! I'll have to take a closer look at future NEWS posts to see who that person is.