In my father's defense, to be fair, he knew very little about female anatomy, to the point where he thought women peed from the vagina.

My mother, on the other hand, has no excuse. She should have at least told me about UTIs and yeast infections and how to avoid them/what the symptoms were.

The conservative christian high school I attended was no help either -- I distinctly remember being told over and over that condoms a) failed constantly in protecting pregnancy and b) were of no use in preventing most sexually transmitted diseases.