*insane cackling* The sawing sound you hear is trying to open cans of cream of mushroom soup with butter knives. *laughing* We are -- Ooo watch don't do that; you might get metal shards in it. (oh god) [talking in background] We have Elliot and Will here, um, sawing and prying away at these cans of cream of mushroom soup -- and oh fuck is this boiling? Um. OK good. -- we're in the process of making dinner, and sort of have lack of can opener, so we've been going stabbity stabbity stabbity, um, to these cans of cream of mushroom -- you're *licking* it? *laughing*
[talking in background]
*laughing* Evidently cream of mushroom soup has approximately the same consistency as that substance that we --
"Chunky cum!" [That was Elliot.]
Oh god my, my --
"the kind you have with prostate problems."
My *DAD* reads this LJ!
"Hopefully not this post." *laughing*
So Dad, if you're listing, please stop listening here; it's probably going to get worse.
*laughing*
"We improvise!"
*laughing*
[incomprehensivle] Metal shards are not a laughing matter! *laughing*
"I don't think this is actually going to shard! There's actually very very minimal burring. I don't think we have to worry about shards. [fades out]"
That's good to hear. Um.
["I don't think..." talking in background]
So yes. Butter knife against can of cream of mushroom soup. Fun for the whole family. I think it's open now.
(talking in background.. "yeah but ... definitely ... can .. ")
Oh god. OK, opening it with pliers, that's a good plan. The -- My camera's out in the car.
[talking and laughing in background] "We use tools!"
I don't think there's much more commentary that can be made on this situation. *laughing* ... Have a good dinner, LJ.
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The sawing sound you hear is trying to open cans of cream of mushroom soup with butter knives. *laughing* We are -- Ooo watch don't do that; you might get metal shards in it. (oh god) [talking in background] We have Elliot and Will here, um, sawing and prying away at these cans of cream of mushroom soup -- and oh fuck is this boiling? Um. OK good. -- we're in the process of making dinner, and sort of have lack of can opener, so we've been going stabbity stabbity stabbity, um, to these cans of cream of mushroom -- you're *licking* it? *laughing*
[talking in background]
*laughing* Evidently cream of mushroom soup has approximately the same consistency as that substance that we --
"Chunky cum!" [That was Elliot.]
Oh god my, my --
"the kind you have with prostate problems."
My *DAD* reads this LJ!
"Hopefully not this post." *laughing*
So Dad, if you're listing, please stop listening here; it's probably going to get worse.
*laughing*
"We improvise!"
*laughing*
[incomprehensivle] Metal shards are not a laughing matter! *laughing*
"I don't think this is actually going to shard! There's actually very very minimal burring. I don't think we have to worry about shards. [fades out]"
That's good to hear. Um.
["I don't think..." talking in background]
So yes. Butter knife against can of cream of mushroom soup. Fun for the whole family. I think it's open now.
(talking in background.. "yeah but ... definitely ... can .. ")
Oh god. OK, opening it with pliers, that's a good plan. The -- My camera's out in the car.
[talking and laughing in background] "We use tools!"
I don't think there's much more commentary that can be made on this situation. *laughing* ... Have a good dinner, LJ.
*giggling in background*