How to have yourself disinvited from a visit to the police station, using examples from Bujold:

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Start off with the no regard for the feelings of others of Tien. Add the motormouth of Miles. Mix in the pathological lack of clue that Ivan displays when he really, *really* puts his foot in his mouth. Add all the boring of Vormoncrief, and the corresponding unrealization that others consider him boring. Play back, nonstop, at slightly more than conversational volume.

Result: a disinvitation from nearly any variety of workplace that has any concern for the sanity of its inhabitants.