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[azurelunatic]

Biohazard bagel?

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[luminairex.livejournal.com]

Is it sad that my first impression was "used condom"? I've been hanging around the abuse team for too long

[azurelunatic]

Heeeeeee. Yes. They are love.

[luminairex.livejournal.com]

Are you referring to the team, or used condoms? :-P

[azurelunatic]

The team.

Used condoms were love.

[luminairex.livejournal.com]

...of course. How silly of me o.O

[tygerr.livejournal.com]

Well, just how much do you know about that slice of what appears to be sashimi? "Biohazard bagel" might just be truth-in-advertising!

[tygerr.livejournal.com]

ROTFLOL!

[azurelunatic]

It was lox. Not LOX, but lox.

[tygerr.livejournal.com]

And an important distinction that is. We don't want to be confusing the rocket fuel and the people fuel....

[azurelunatic]

That could result in certain kinds of bad things. Not to mention the expense of a tankful of lox. And the *smell*.

[tygerr.livejournal.com]

It's even more confusing at geeky engineer barbeques of the kosher variety. Putting LOX on a bagel is bad enough...but a bucketful of lox on lit charcoal is truly truly sad. Plus, as you say, the smell.

[azurelunatic]

I don't think a food handler's certificate is sufficient to cover LOX as part of a complete breakfast.

[tygerr.livejournal.com]

No, you'd probably better have a pyrotechnics license too, just to be on the safe side. (Come to think of it, given the cooking skills of some of the geeks I know, that might be a good idea in general....)