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[azurelunatic]

My little toe on my right foot sustained an injury last weekend during the Ikea run. It has healed and is now interesting colors.

I maintained a thing to myself in my head back around not-sure-when, and I am now feeling positively vindicated. A proper introduction spares all kinds of troubles.

My new neighbors need to not be burning poo. There is a very distinct scent for that, and eww.

We almost adopted the cable guy.

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[gameboyguy13.livejournal.com]

My new neighbors need to not be burning poo. There is a very distinct scent for that, and eww.
... There are no words.

We almost adopted the cable guy.
Why, was he cute?

[sithjawa.livejournal.com]

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Is it carnivore poo or herbivore poo?

(Burning herbivore poo, while unpleasant, makes sense. Burning carnivore poo is just weird.)

[azurelunatic]

In the old neighborhood, we may have had helicopters overhead every night, cops in the complex every other week, but we did not have burning poo.

He was cute and t3h g33k. He also lives just up the street: he gave us his card.

[azurelunatic]

I think it may have been carnivore or omnivore poo. It may have been dog poo.

[sithjawa.livejournal.com]

That's on the weird list, then.

It could be worse

[khavrinen.livejournal.com]

According to my father, when he was in Viet Nam during the war one of the "sanitation" techniques he saw used regularly went as follows:
1. Cut a 55-gallon steel barrel down to approximately chair height, folding one part across the top to serve as a seat.
2. Cut a hole in the middle of the seat, use barrel as "outhouse."
3. Every two or three days, dump in a gallon or so of kerosene, drop in a match.

Keep in mind that Vietnamese cuisine uses a LOT of garlic...

Re: It could be worse

[azurelunatic]

That makes a certain kind of sense. A certain malodorous kind of scents, but a certain kind of sense.

[azurelunatic]

If someone managed to set fire to one of the "dog waste goes here" trash bins, then not so weird, but definitely oy vey.