No, actually, these are brownies both real and theoretical, differing from yours in that baked into them, they do not have alcohol; instead, they have plant matter.

Sundry and diverse plant matter, not all of which is intoxicating, as witness people who can get high from eating catnip and oregano and tea leaves baked into brownies under the assumption that anything vaguely leafy found in a brownie is in fact going to get them high as a fucking kite.