Writer's Block: Pleasure Your Mate Month

[azurelunatic]

September is Pleasure Your Mate Month. Tell us: how do you like to pleasure your mate?

http://www.livejournal.com/misc/latestqotd.bml?qid=531
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When I pleasure my mates, it's generally along the lines of "bake you cookies and write you porn", which is actually a standard unit of comfort in the LJ slash community. Which makes me think -- writers group has not had a smut-and-chocolate night for quite a while.

I'll try and have something ready for either next week or the week after.

Comments

[sithjawa.livejournal.com]

But not porn cookies, because that would not be tasty.

[azurelunatic]

Unless you are talking about the fandom-specific definition of same! Which are delightful, but not tasty.

A "cookie" is sort of like an easter egg, except that is either an excerpt or an outtake or supplementary material related to an upcoming fic.

Porn cookies, therefore, are PWP that context is promised for Someday Pretty Soon Now I Swear.

[azurelunatic]

...one would not, however, write one cookies and then proceed to bake one porn.

...Unless it is, like, cockcakes.

[mayerman.livejournal.com]

Au contraire, I find cookies to be delicious regardless of shape. Penis-shaped cookies still sound tasty to me (albeit a little strange to eat, since I generally try to avoid biting those :X).

[sithjawa.livejournal.com]

Okay, if they're only porn-*shaped* (and/or colored) cookies.

[azurelunatic]

Not porn-flavored, though.

[pauamma]

Do these (marginally worksafe) qualify?