Wasn't there a picture awhile ago with a bottle of 'ANAL LUBE' in the background? Let's hope your friend had Astroglide, or something a bit less glaringly . . . lubricated.
It was something far less obtrusive. One could even use it for backrubs, if one were so inclined, according to the labeling. In fact, the labeling barely hinted at other possibilities.
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Dude. Wrong.
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