Sooooo....

[azurelunatic]

(The following pun is both bad and insensitive.)

So there was a problem going around among Firefly fanboys a few months ago after high school and college let out. They've been staring at River Tam, taking themselves to their bunks, then reporting their peripheral vision starting to go before becoming unresponsive.

So what's it been called, then?
Summer Glau-coma.

Comments

[jecook]

*groans*

[norabombay]

You are a very very very bad person.

[azurelunatic]

*halo*

[not_a_sniglet]

I find this far far far far far more amusing than perhaps I should!

:P

R

[azurelunatic]

hee, I was wondering what you'd think!

[not_a_sniglet]

I am laughing quite hard now. Thank you Azz. You have made my night.

But it could just be the psychic powers..Killing people with the brain. *Snerk*

R

[dar]

A mutual friend pointed me at this post.
I'm a terminal case, but then it is the sexiest disease known to man ;)

[conuly]

Oh my GOD, my poor useless EYES, that pun was SO bad it made my eyes BURN and I'll NEVER get the taint of the image off my brain NOW, my poor, poor scarred retinas!

[azurelunatic]

:D

[conuly]

So, Dracula was walking down the street when all of the sudden comes CRASHING down on his head a bunch of plates, cutlery, dinner rolls, some jellos. Very confused, he turns around and is promptly stabbed in the hard with a carrot stick. As he turns to dust, he gasps out his last words: "Oh no! It's... Buffet! The Vampire Slayer!"

[selenite.livejournal.com]

Heh. Always liked Kaylee better myself . . . ;)

[pauamma]

Speaking of which, did you know about the vampire and the crocodile living in Venice? (Warning: involves dubious ethnic names.)

[pne.livejournal.com]

Hadn't heard of that one (do tell!), but do you know the one about the Parisian who committed suicide by jumping into the river?

[pauamma]

I vaguely remember hearing one with that setup, but I think I forgot the punchline.

[pne.livejournal.com]

They found out that he was in Seine.