azurelunatic | 33 tweets for 2010-12-10

In the last 24 hours, I posted the following to Twitter:

Friday, 0059: @ZorkFox Is it just me, or does "my friends at PETA" make everything after so much less credible?
Friday, 0114: Great. I'm being internally logically inconsistent with myself, particularly regarding men. This means we've got to sort ourselves again.
Friday, 0122: @ZorkFox There are these cute little plastic flosser things you can get, lovely things.
Friday, 0159: @MikePosner Dude, likeitfm is spamming on your behalf. Majorly uncool.
Friday, 0208: @jumpup_high OH FUCKING COX.

Friday, 0218: DORK TOWER, Friday, December 10, 2010: http://www.dorktower.com/2010/12/10/dork-tower-friday-december-10-2010/
Friday, 0232: Still Alive NaNoWriMo: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thVKLoXtVWg&feature=player_embedded
Friday, 0233: @asciident http://twitpic.com/3ekv56 - Congratulations! OMG!
Friday, 0237: Been misanthropic for a couple months now. I know this can't be good.
Friday, 0357: @Scatterbeams Basically I hate everybody right now.
Friday, 1359: Weeeeird dreams about Starfleet, an eccentric Vulcan, set at my parents' property, maybe explosions, telephones.
Friday, 1406: @llbbooks Congratulations!
Friday, 1409: RT @MildlyAmused: Photo: Uhura is rocking those BDSM ballerina boots! via coilhouse.net http://tumblr.com/x0azug0km
Friday, 1413: @lindensphinx Congratulations!
Friday, 1414: @tiferet93 OK!
Friday, 1430: @HuffingtonPost PETA's ads always go too far.
Friday, 1502: My facebook ads are getting better, after some aggressive weeding. Monty Python shirts, local geek attractions, kickboxing, Slate.
Friday, 1503: I've been flagging all the dating ads as offensive, which they are.
Friday, 1504: RT @barryezl: I want to see a hacker movie where the protagonist silently stares in confusion at a stack trace for a few minutes. (via @ ...
Friday, 1511: @Tojosan Technically it's a t-shirt company ad, but aimed at Monty Python fans. I'd far rather stare at wooden rabbits than sincere singles.
Friday, 1513: Turns out that one of my defenses against saying stupid shit all the time is selective mutism. Oddly, I'm perfectly okay with this.
Friday, 1627: @amalnahurriyeh http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Xuvcpjf1JU
Friday, 1627: @44johndotcom http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Xuvcpjf1JU
Friday, 1627: Apparently http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Xuvcpjf1JU is my answer to most complex problems today.
Friday, 1705: Uncle has concussion. Wacky carpool hijinks ensuing whenever my aunt gets home with the poodle.
Friday, 1727: Oh you guys. D: D: To make it extra special, I just locked my keys in the car for the first time ever. No spare exists.
Friday, 1734: @oakandsage I do not have them, but we will CALL A LOCKSMITH.
Friday, 1735: CALL A LOCKSMITH!!! (After dinner & carpool.)
Friday, 1811: @khasael We are picking up uncle first, then dealing with car. He was skiing.
Friday, 1935: Back at aunt's. She is calling her locksmith!
Friday, 1935: @mishacollins Have you crocheted anything of note lately?
Friday, 2143: Wow, epic sexual harassment! http://getglue.com/movies/trixie/alan_rudolph?s=tch&ref=azurelunatic #Trixie (via @GetGlue)
Friday, 2307: Uncle & car both rescued. Time to go home!

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