azurelunatic | 35 tweets for 2011-5-23

In the last 24 hours, I posted the following to Twitter:

Monday, 0005: @cryandkiss Since it was you, I read "boobs" at first.
Monday, 0025: @thatjohn http://www.yuletidetreasure.org/archive/76/nexton.html
Monday, 0029: @mathsie Good morning! I will be in bed soon, for the next four hours of sleep.
Monday, 0054: Adorable wet hens: http://liciabobesha.com/2011/05/insert-wet-chicken-jokes/#more-684
Monday, 0056: The quote from the upset follower fills me with incoherent, incandescent rage: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2011/05/22/BAKO1JJIK7.DTL&tsp=1

Monday, 0058: If your leader promised something and it didn't happen, people who expect you not to be upset are COMPLETELY OUT OF THEIR TINY MINDS.
Monday, 0106: @PigRescuer Ringing in the ear like ringing of the telephone! Very bad pun.
Monday, 0108: Oh huh, LJ got rid of the glowy-hands banner and gave us pretty flowers instead!
Monday, 0123: I wonder if there's a US law that lets people preaching apocalypse get charged for involvement in the suicides of their followers.
Monday, 0245: "Targeting - darthneko - Final Fantasy VII [Archive of Our Own]" http://ur1.ca/498ey #fanart #ffvii
Monday, 0255: "waketosleep | Trek: The Genetic Soap Opera" http://ur1.ca/498gw #fanfic #trek #k/s
Monday, 0259: @JonaValk Nope, but maybe I should report you as a spammer.
Monday, 0315: Figured out how a Feed/Inception crossover could work. Inception is the containing universe, and the zombies defend someone's subconscious.
Monday, 0330: @loopylisa93 @arkeiryn It happens every time someone with enough unstable followers says the world's ending.
Monday, 0332: @arkeiryn @loopylisa93 I do not like apocalyptic cults, and the framework supporting them is built neatly into Christianity.
Monday, 0335: @arkeiryn @loopylisa93 Some days it seems like Christianity is calculated to annoy me. Apocalyptic, evangelical, book-based. *hensneeze*
Monday, 0338: My pet hen Aurora had a particular high-pitched sneeze that was the most dismissive sound in the world. She was lovely but not nice.
Monday, 0748: @arkeiryn
Monday, 0748: @arkeiryn She was beautiful! I miss her. Though I miss her sister more.
Monday, 1045: Me:"I wanted to go to the maker faire this weekend." B:"Like a craft fair?" Me:"... With more robots & welding."
Monday, 1229: @intrepia One mountain hiking birthday, other hikers commented on the shotgun & brownies. We were still in earshot. Bear safety!
Monday, 1232: @Suitov Would like to subscribe to this newsletter. Cc: @amalnahurriyeh, @ursamajor
Monday, 1236: @jai_dit And apparently there was MythBuster faraday cage dancing to the Dr Who theme. Bet it was Grant.
Monday, 2029: Today I wrestled with Constant Contact's RTE. [Insert boast about success at adulthood rite here.]
Monday, 2212: @RealNichelle One of my friends is a contractor. He says his job is helping keep big booms from happening. It's an important job.
Monday, 2221: RT @zarhooie: Nts: GLADD + DDoS != gay and lesbian denial of service (GLADDOS)
Monday, 2221: RT @CaptianRobert: Abney Park will be Touring in Europe in October and November.

It will be awesome!
Monday, 2223: @RealNichelle It took reading about Uhura rebuilding her console herself to inspire me to take an electronics class, despite programmer dad.
Monday, 2224: @RealNichelle Thank you for bringing her character to life and inspiring me and countless other people.
Monday, 2244: @llbbooks Oh hello pretty! You look like an outside pet.
Monday, 2247: oh jfc http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1390165/Strauss-Kahns-DNA-dress-New-York-hotel-maid-allegedly-raped.html
Monday, 2259: @tiferet93 Happy birthday!
Monday, 2306: @khasael Yay!
Monday, 2326: @jai_dit ILU
Monday, 2329: @jai_dit It was! Though also a "wow, I do not know where to find that, but I support you in your ... efforting." *ducks wrath of @teshiron*

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