azurelunatic | 96 tweets for 2011-6-5

In the last 24 hours, I posted the following to Twitter:

Sunday, 0029: @loopylisa93 Eeeeheeeheeeee. But they are! *is wearing clothes right now* #ClothesAreOftenAValidLifeChoice cc: @mathsie
Sunday, 0042: @tiferet93 I feel lucky to have escaped.
Sunday, 0042: @jai_dit My first reaction is still the tree. And then I think of my sweet dead hen Salix.
Sunday, 0048: @jai_dit eee yay!
Sunday, 0048: @Back2Bethel Thank you! Happy birthday, @mrsgneissgirl!

Sunday, 0050: @branquignole That is far lower down on the List of Valid Life Choices, in the 'unwise but valid' section.
Sunday, 0051: @seananmcguire I would read crackfic like that. But then I would very politely request the real ending, with heirloom tomatoes as bribes.
Sunday, 0055: @arkeiryn @caecandy @loopylisa The right person beating the other right person anywhere is excellently kinky! (Also linky. #typo)
Sunday, 0056: @decontextual @niqaeli Okay, I really am going to need to introduce my local-to-you friend to you, at least so he knows y'all in passing.
Sunday, 0058: RT @khasael: Walked home in the dark, thinking of Feed. St Bernard (not fenced in) barked @ me from the shadows. Guess where my mind wen ...
Sunday, 0100: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-13598607
Sunday, 0101: @tiferet93 Finish! Finish! That spoiler you mentioned to me comes out in this book, so I can finally quit the occasional V. Smug Smirks.
Sunday, 0119: RT @musingvirtual: OH: "but I'll need the valium in case of pain during a zombie apocalypse, i can't take it now" #whenwillyouRise #spoonie
Sunday, 0127: YA introduced an emotionally abused girl whose mother is trying to give her an eating disorder to supportive friends. #YAsaves
Sunday, 0128: YA community gave fellowship and hope to someone on the brink of suicide. #YAsaves
Sunday, 0134: RT @CaptianRobert: @cassieclare @hollyblack, honestly what stuns me most about "book banners" is how fast they are willing to become YA ...
Sunday, 0137: RT @claz0r: "There once was an X from place B,
Who satisfied predicate P,
The X did thing A,
In a specified way,
Resulting in circumstan ...
Sunday, 0147: When asking an Alaskan whether they were born in the state, remember that "native Alaskan" means Native, as in the original tribes.
Sunday, 0150: @tiferet93 Go the fuck to bed! :D
Sunday, 0151: People ask if I'm a native Alaskan, & conversation about where I was born just turned into a really awkward conversation about ethnicity.
Sunday, 0156: (This educational moment is brought to us by my obligatory (white Alaskan bi chick) discomfort with "The Only Gay Eskimo".)
Sunday, 0159: (Also, while the term "Eskimo" is often not/less offensive in Alaska, it is offensive in Canada, where Corky and the Juice Pigs are from.)
Sunday, 0201: Today I learned about the F Lock key on my keyboard, because F5 was not refreshing. http://support.microsoft.com/kb/894513
Sunday, 0207: @tiferet93 Yes. Very pink.
Sunday, 0232: @arkeiryn Depends on the part of the head and how hard! But, hair-pulling is better. @loopylisa93 @caecandy
Sunday, 0238: I use Twitter favorites 2 ways: 1, favorites, long-term marking things I want to find again. 2, bookmarks to check out later.
Sunday, 0253: @torrancembcz1 My hate for you will still be strong after the boys of summer are gone.
Sunday, 0255: Shiv says: "you haven't lived till you've seen a bloke trying to skateboard by penis power alone." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwCoSxi9TJU
Sunday, 0256: That last tweet, content advisory: video includes accessibility equipment being used in unconventional/artistic fashion by apparent TABs.
Sunday, 0258: Oh right, the partial nudity (underwear & shoes only)
Sunday, 0300: @loopylisa93 My friends have some of the most amazing things they've found.
Sunday, 0316: @tiferet93 True! But it is still a thing that I would reckon is 50% likely to make >1 person I know go >:( if encountered unprepared.
Sunday, 0318: @arkeiryn Exactly. I find the whole piece compelling & gorgeous in places, but there's still some major WTF in there. Skateboard especially.
Sunday, 0319: @loopylisa93 OR EVEN, WELL X GOT RAPED, GUESS SHE DIDN'T FIGHT HARD ENOUGH
Sunday, 0320: @shirozora *throws a rope*
Sunday, 0321: @tiferet93 I try to say when Ron is involved in things for you. You are not one of the people I was making that content note for.
Sunday, 0325: @tiferet93 And I am glad it is so useful for you in addition to the entertainment I'm getting from it!
Sunday, 0326: @tiferet93 But it was sort of hard to see the place where you made the transition from telling me the content note was not relevant to you
Sunday, 0339: @tiferet93 Like the bits up to 2:50 on that finale? Some of the motions said "I've seen this in playground mockery" to me.
Sunday, 0344: @tiferet93 And the use of the cane as a wind instrument is simply inspired. I play around with mine like that often in the wind.
Sunday, 0345: Video hilarity involving ... banging: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtKd5s0zmiw 3:44 to roughly 4:00 (partial nudity, equipment, etc)
Sunday, 0349: @tiferet93 I didn't. I've picked up that a lot of things about lolita fashion culture make me itch in gender-disobedient ways...
Sunday, 0351: @tiferet93 ...so I doubt I'll ever want to get involved in the culture, and then there's me vs. video.
Sunday, 0355: @tiferet93 I wasn't aware of the body policing, consumerism makes me itch, and fashion-policing makes me run screaming in bad gender ways.
Sunday, 0356: @tiferet93 All the loli things I have encountered so far are very harsh about lace type. That is enough to make me back away slowly.
Sunday, 0400: @tiferet93 I'm with you as far as the "things that are being sold should be described as they are, not falsely" issue.
Sunday, 0402: @tiferet93 But I imagine a scenario where I've picked out a design I like, and lace I like, and I happen to like some of that cheap lace.
Sunday, 0403: @tiferet93 And I imagine the appalled reaction from every one of those bloggers, and from you...
Sunday, 0404: @tiferet93 ... and then I imagine your reaction to me still wearing my goddamn motherfucking sneakers, and I'm not even going to try.
Sunday, 0423: @tiferet93 Yeah, for weddings and job interviews I will put up with lowered ability levels and pain for the sake of appearances.
Sunday, 0424: @tiferet93 Any time someone gets snippy with me about appearance/etc., I risk going into a Very Bad Mood linked to gender performance.
Sunday, 0426: Fuck. Nearly 3:30am, and I can't write off tomorrow because I still need to do dishes and get fruit.
Sunday, 0427: @tiferet93 I even wear color.
Sunday, 0430: @tiferet93 I'm having a tizzy that feels much too much like gender dysphoria waiting to break out, so I think that I'd better stop.
Sunday, 0432: RT @Donkey_Sosa: Clinically Depressed Clown Posse #lesserrappers
Sunday, 0433: @tiferet93 Unfortunately it happens fairly predictably around fashion as applied to me.
Sunday, 1031: @tiferet93 When I am doing fashion, I am performing femme. Which makes me, if only temporarily, a woman, in my head. Yay gender fluidity.
Sunday, 1102: The previous answer here was really, really bad. . How do you tell a boy chicken from a girl chicken? http://soc.li/Wja0kdH
Sunday, 1114: @sporky_rat This is a much better phrased question.
Sunday, 1119: @MythBusters I'm Pacific, but I will be shortly!
Sunday, 1130: WAAAAAAAAAAIT A MINUTE. ALIEN EYES. WAAAAAAIT HERE. WHO'S A FIGMENT OF WHAAAT?
Sunday, 1130: (a penny has dropped)
Sunday, 1133: @loopylisa93 #fishpile
Sunday, 1138: @LikeaLiar Amazingly, I do not believe I know of this confection.
Sunday, 1139: RT @dduane: Robert #Heinlein's #YA books taught me that somewhere out there, being a teenager who wasn't afraid to be *smart* was valued ...
Sunday, 1140: YA books gave me ethical touchstones that I return to even as an adult. "In Life's name and for Life's sake..." #YAsaves @wsj @dduane
Sunday, 1142: @LizB Ohhh my goodness, "The White Dragon" was the closest thing to *porn* I had as a teenager. I took *long baths* with that book. @wsj
Sunday, 1144: RT @olix0r: I told a DNS joke a while ago. Still waiting for everyone to get it.
Sunday, 1227: @LikeaLiar Hmm, I have never encountered those! We have belts & laces, but not so much pencils. Unfilled twisted sticks like Twizzlers, yes.
Sunday, 1234: @idonotlikepeas My congratulations to @herrsatan and the Bride of Satan. All happiness and luck to them.
Sunday, 1236: @UrsulaV Ooo! A double dragonfly! I considered those very lucky when I was ~10.
Sunday, 1252: @tiferet93 When I wear frills and lace, that is femme for me. Doesn't matter what others think. I probably could unbundle it w/ counseling.
Sunday, 1254: @tiferet93 Since I really don't have the budget for that much therapy, and I dislike narrow pigeonholes...
Sunday, 1255: @tiferet93 ... while I may examine lolita fashion from the outside and eventually integrate elements into my style, I don't want to go there
Sunday, 1257: @olix0r 14 hour propagation time to my corner.
Sunday, 1300: @tiferet93 It seemed as though you were noticing my vague interest in some of the techniques and extending a welcoming hand
Sunday, 1301: @tiferet93 & saying that it wasn't as scary as I thought it was, and I was backing up fast enough you could hear the receding Doppler shift.
Sunday, 1302: RT @sporky_rat: washing wool makes the bathroom smell like rainy sheep. not the best scent. @zarhooie
Sunday, 1312: Now on @MythBusters: "Animal birthing agent". I bet it's the same stuff as the "5 gallons of lube" Craigslist guy had.
Sunday, 1332: Banana peels: #notlube (watching MythBusters)
Sunday, 1346: @LikeaLiar What do they taaaaste like?
Sunday, 1355: Photo: whitecollartexts: http://tumblr.com/xjv2uwxuq3
Sunday, 1547: @khasael <3 <3 <3
Sunday, 1552: @LikeaLiar That "feminine" and "masculine" when applied to real people looks kind of silly in most cases.
Sunday, 1555: RT @anindita: And the @wsj follows up with a reasonable blog post that references #YASaves : http://on.wsj.com/iEmpKF
Sunday, 1632: @seananmcguire Yaaaaaaaay! \o/
Sunday, 1633: @sarahreesbrenna Interpretive dance? Is there fire involved?
Sunday, 1739: RT @MythBusters: RT @ToryBelleci: The sport of anvil shooting. One rule to remember. If the anvil is falling towards you, run. http://ow ...
Sunday, 1828: @khasael Oh no :(
Sunday, 1834: In Loving Memory:

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Sunday, 1909: @maureenjohnson It goes on your foot, perhaps over a sock, with a certain amount of protection from destructive forces.
Sunday, 2356: @merfilly For me, it's mostly on bad phone connections or with accents I can't parse on the bad phone connection. Another language is fine.
Sunday, 2359: @merfilly But since I ought to understand English because I primarily think in it, & if I have to struggle at it, this leads nowhere good.
Monday, 0001: @merfilly If it's a word I don't know or said/transmitted unclearly, I may just get the vowels or notes.
Monday, 0007: @merfilly So because I was exposed to a lot of Mandarin Chinese as a kid but I only have a few words, the sound is comforting & relaxing.
Monday, 0009: @merfilly I don't have to run my audio to words processor, and that is much less brain strain; my few words of it are not written.

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