again, let us not talk about how CLT always smells slightly of urine

So last week I was flying on Virgin Australia from Sydney to Brisbane. And at the last minute a very nice but sweaty-from-airport-run man appears to sit next to me, and I notice he's wearing an industry shirt.

So we get chatting, after a nice respectful pause to be told how to do up a seatbelt, and we naturally get to the "holy crap why do airlines in the US suck so hard?" section of the conversation.

The US Air part starts with me going: "my problem is the airports. Philly is just weird, and Charlotte..."

Him: "smells of wee?"

And I thought of you.