39 tweets for 2012-4-4

[azurelunatic]

In the last 24 hours, I posted the following to Twitter:

• Wednesday, 0032: Office Depot does not stock catapults. "Did you mean *catalyst*?" No. It didn't have any suggestions for "trebuchet". Alas.
• Wednesday, 0037: @nadyne Table toys! http://www.scientificsonline.com/ballista-catapult.html http://www.scientificsonline.com/trebuchet-kit.html http://www.scientificsonline.com/wooden-catapult-model-construction-kit.html (loaded with nerf balls and/or marshmallows) :P #duckrun
• Wednesday, 0038: @trixieleitz It turns out it's Cisco Catalyst ethernet switches.
• Wednesday, 0046: @trixieleitz Mop buckets, ice buckets, buckets-of-supplies, lunch buckets, and medical buckets.
• Wednesday, 0236: Advantages to garage sale equipment: some of it comes pre-loaded. Disadvantages: some wear, plus the previous owner's ... tastes.
• Wednesday, 0237: *frantically deletes weight-cycling programs* Ahh, much better.
• Wednesday, 0258: RT @waldorph: I can't even: RT @RealNichelle: Taken 2/29/12 in the Oval Office - Live Long & Prosper! http://twitpic.com/95b6ki
• Wednesday, 0314: @Nyn17 For some perspective, my opinion as Fishmum is that @oakandsage 's mother and Ev's have a scary lot in common.
• Wednesday, 0317: @oakandsage Your mom is still a paranoid histrionic douchebag from Pluto.
• Wednesday, 0325: RT @notlikenormal: Disclaimer on car ad "Very closed course. Very professional driver. Very nervous engineers. Do not attempt."
• Wednesday, 0351: @rickybuchanan They should! I am helping my Overlady plan for an upcoming event, and one of the items is "fun". Siege weaponry is fun!
• Wednesday, 0353: @kolfinnaherald @belmikey That's about how it goes! Though in this case it was a lot of Blues Clues and Biggest Loser. #withfire
• Wednesday, 0406: @rickybuchanan Obviously!
• Wednesday, 0413: Guardian Science: Why I changed my mind about homeopathy http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/blog/2012/apr/03/homeopathy-why-i-changed-my-mind?CMP=twt_gu (it uses the placebo effect, but not harmlessly in context)
• Wednesday, 0422: @BubblesHume @milkbutnotsugar *shudder* Her life sounds like a terrible warning. I hope she's happy; failing that, I hope she can escape.
• Wednesday, 0425: @zarhooie *snuggles carefully*
• Wednesday, 0453: @LikeaLiar Nice! It is part of how I met my Overlady. She had chilled hands at Ursie's wedding.
• Wednesday, 0455: @kiyala Oh Kii, you are still excellent. <3
• Wednesday, 0458: @milkbutnotsugar @bubbleshume Oh dear. That was how my engagement to BJ went. I hope she escapes alive. #killorbekilled #igotlucky
• Wednesday, 0459: @kolfinnaherald <abjures>
• Wednesday, 0500: @emmalabizarre #validuseoftechnology
• Wednesday, 0507: Due to Homestuck contamination, "Fruity Rumpus Asshole Factory" is the funniest phrase in my world right now.
• Wednesday, 0508: Previous Homestuck-related Funniest Ever concepts in my life: naps in horn pile; vuvuzela; Data Structures for Assholes.
• Wednesday, 1145: Holding off a sneeze; snooze alarm goes off & you do sneeze; then the phone is lagging because it doesn't like dealing with the alarm. #fun
• Wednesday, 1155: RT @notlikenormal: RT @lschmeiser: @GlennF Because it cannot be repeated enough: The Jenny McCarthy Body Count http://www.jennymccarthybodycount.com/Jenny_McCarthy_Body_Count/Home.html
• Wednesday, 1156: RT @oakandsage PRE-LOADED IS NOT AN ADVANTAGE OF A USED CATAPULT
• Wednesday, 1157: @oakandsage I think that perhaps because you are wary of it, it is less likely to become true.
• Wednesday, 1214: RT @GabrielGadfly: The assimilation of religious festivals by newer religions is something that I think fantasy worldbuilders often leav ...
• Wednesday, 1217: RT @yeloson: On that note, details on the flawed CDC study claiming 400K people dying from obesity turned out to be a math error: http:/ ...
• Wednesday, 1251: RT @GoodVibesToys: TransFusion: TSA Body Scanning and the Trans Body http://trans-fusion.blogspot.co.uk/2012/03/tsa-body-scanning-and-trans-body.html
• Wednesday, 1515: "I should go take my rooster to work. It is Take-Your-Rooster-to-Work Day."
• Wednesday, 1832: My cube has a new buddy. "Knock, knock." Cc: @ursamajor @norabombay http://twitpic.com/95p9oj
• Wednesday, 1841: @mmastertheone Exactly. :D
• Wednesday, 2121: @sophira If that was about the rooster, it's http://thebloggess.com/2011/06/and-thats-why-you-should-learn-to-pick-your-battles/
• Wednesday, 2125: @TheBloggess My cube at work has a new buddy! http://twitpic.com/95p9oj On sale, even! Not sure whether to call him Beyoncé or something else.
• Wednesday, 2126: http://twitpic.com/95p9oj - http://thebloggess.com/2011/06/and-thats-why-you-should-learn-to-pick-your-battles/ is the source of all this, f
• Wednesday, 2257: RT @seananmcguire: I am informed by my sister that party rock is in the house tonight. I did not invite party rock to come over. Party ...
• Wednesday, 2257: @jai_dit Oh dear god what.
• Wednesday, 2300: @jai_dit I approve of this plan.

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