azurelunatic | 17 tweets for 2012-7-22

In the last 24 hours, I posted the following to Twitter:

Sunday, 0044: RT @CollidrApp: Collidr uses its own hanky code with colors in the X-ray range. For example, the Kβ1 spectral line of nickel indicates w ...
Sunday, 0113: @decontextual @isabeautiful Ooo, will the drugs open my third eye?
Sunday, 0244: RT @jessica_draws: Live your life so that Westboro Baptist Church will want to picket your funeral. Best advice EVER.
Sunday, 0419: River Tam looks disturbingly like my baby sister looked in high school.
Sunday, 0648: @ThatAndromeda That one tightens the muscles, right? And is at least partially neutralized by alcohol? So muscles ready but not dead?

Sunday, 0648: @flyingthesky I think it might even be a doucherocket, not just the nozzle.
Sunday, 0650: @mizzyfish You deserve to be treated like a human being, not a poorly programmed ambulatory robot. #fishmum
Sunday, 0739: Bad/weird dream about dating a godling with poor boundaries, ability to open locked doors, and 911 call interception.
Sunday, 0746: Attempting to update my apps is resulting in crashes.
Sunday, 1502: RT @Tsalmoth: Jason Alexander kind of wins the internet today. http://www.twitlonger.com/show/if2nht
Sunday, 1625: It turns out that desk chair wheels will totally nom up random things like stray water balloons. And not turn so well. And break.
Sunday, 1727: @asciident Butter?
Sunday, 1801: RT @bedlamsbard: See, that's the problem with yelling, "Is there no man [insert challenge here]?" There's always some woman ready to kic ...
Sunday, 1817: @decontextual I left with the impression it was just for training, but I'm willing to accept authorial abandonment as well.
Sunday, 1904: @scalzi It's surreal reading these backwards.
Sunday, 1938: aha! it turns out the bad pun banging around in my head for a few days is about a scottish molecular gastronomist.
Sunday, 1941: I can't ever like RENT as much as I should, because they destroyed very nice virtual reality simulator.