azurelunatic | 48 tweets for 2012-7-31

In the last 24 hours, I posted the following to Twitter:

Tuesday, 0040: @pothoss In case nobody was decent enough: "you only live once" #youobviouslyloveowls
Tuesday, 0041: RT @trollprincess: Look what @ChickFilA has up for their employees. http://jennifermatarese.tumblr.com/post/28369925587/atheist-overdose-so-i-work-at-chick-fil-a-and
Tuesday, 0042: @mmmarthur A++
Tuesday, 0055: Still angry about the former gaming buddy who mocked my character sketch for not being pretty enough.
Tuesday, 0058: @kiyala This was 2008, so I should be getting over it by now, right?

Tuesday, 0059: @TweetAtDrew I should be asleep but somehow am not.
Tuesday, 0210: @rosefox My co-worker called that scenario "drinking from the flamethrower".
Tuesday, 0211: RT @curlydena: You're free to say what you like, but as with everything in life there are repurcussions.
Tuesday, 0216: @pothoss #Iseriouslyhavethebestbrotheroutlaw #youobviouslyloveowls
Tuesday, 0224: you obviously love our souls. you obviously love out of. our walls. apples. howells. our life. alleles. how old. olf. kohl's. #yolo #android
Tuesday, 0649: @mizzyfish oh god oh god.
Tuesday, 0652: RT @HellenicPrayer: I have awakened to a sense of dread. A sense of powerlessness and fear. And so I turn to you, Lady Artemis, to draw ...
Tuesday, 0653: @khorren wtf <3
Tuesday, 0654: RT @semanticist: Slightly annoyed by the mass perception that the police arrested someone for 'being mean on the internets'. The guy mad ...
Tuesday, 0712: @mizzyfish Augh, yes. #scary
Tuesday, 0714: It is the 16th anniversary of the official worst day of my life. I am up way too early. I go in search of some fucking lemonade and oatmeal.
Tuesday, 0857: @oakandsage <3 It is a Last Tuesday, not a 31st. So not every year.
Tuesday, 0901: @jai_dit <3
Tuesday, 0921: @zarhooie <3
Tuesday, 1015: Hilarious example text includes "hacky homebrew. Definitely not featured. Or hot." #Bestinterns
Tuesday, 1114: @aellairene ffffffff :(
Tuesday, 1139: RT @HuffPostBooks: @felicitydisco 9. Your favorite color is Microsoft Excel. 10. @maureenjohnson is standing behind you.
Tuesday, 1148: Ceremonial foods of the day acquired. Well, except for the blue cheese dressing on oatmeal, but that's pretty specific.
Tuesday, 1211: @oakandsage Also, hooray snuggly critters! #hensmakethebestlappets
Tuesday, 1213: @JennMorgans @ifonlyella Fit ok, no loose threads, did not disintegrate on first wash, opaque enough, no spontaneous combustion.
Tuesday, 1231: RT @finnertymike: Honey dripping from ceiling leads homeowner to discover 80,000 bees living in her home http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/national/honey-leaking-from-ceiling-leads-to-discovery-of-80000-bees-inside-ontario-home/article4450275/
Tuesday, 1236: @KdotCdot Hi! I like infosec, brunch, informed consent, and have been known to make fisting jokes in your coffeehouse.
Tuesday, 1238: RT @Pinboard: I don't normally work pro bono, but I am totally willing to help @linkedin develop an unsubscribe link for their emails th ...
Tuesday, 1253: @dduane @RebelsHeart That always makes me think of a scaled-down pie fight.
Tuesday, 1256: @oakandsage I have Scots-Irish & Finnish roots. Dad raised us with mostly secular astronomical celebrations, plus guest holidays.
Tuesday, 1259: @oakandsage When foreigners came, he did his level best to lessen any homesickness by deploying Research & Celebration.
Tuesday, 1303: @ragnelldotorg jfc. *has raised chickens* You would make a broody hen very angry by stealing & drying half-incubated eggs. Plus rotting :(
Tuesday, 1309: @cakewrecks #envy #introvert
Tuesday, 1310: RT @nadyne: Me: "I was really excited when I got to linear algebra ..."
Everyone else in the room: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
Tuesday, 1311: @BubblesHume He went thattaway.
Tuesday, 1317: I have eaten of the oatmeal of confusion. I have drunk of the lemonade of sorrow. And now, the enterprise calendar software of wtf.
Tuesday, 1317: (That last is not a typical part of the observance.)
Tuesday, 1403: @semanticist I do not recommend it in general. This is the 2^4 anniversary of the day my high school buddy tried to off himself...
Tuesday, 1404: @semanticist ... by overdosing, while on the phone with me, long distance.
Tuesday, 1417: @semanticist Years of therapy later, I'm mostly unfucked. He'd just had a gf die in a climbing accident the week before.
Tuesday, 1419: @semanticist So while it was fucked up, it was not malicious, just really fucked up.
Tuesday, 1536: DW entry: Do not breakdance on falling ice http://azurelunatic.dreamwidth.org/6799294.html
Tuesday, 1539: @freerangefatty When you are a new 16 year old fan and cannot close your mouth to chew, you take your entertainment where you can find it.
Tuesday, 1705: @teshiron Even when it gets things wrong, it's a predictable kind of wrong.
Tuesday, 2227: @amalnahurriyeh I should be drunk.
Tuesday, 2243: @amalnahurriyeh Some days I wake up & "my legs kick ass" or equivalent is among my first coherent thoughts. #Strength
Tuesday, 2244: RT @JessFink: Guys what you don't know is all of the Bond ladies faked their deaths so they wouldn't have to have sex with him again! He ...
Tuesday, 2252: Having survived the better part of the 2^4 year anniversary of the worst day of my life, with no one dying (not hyperbole): sleep time!

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