azurelunatic | 51 tweets for 2012-8-2

In the last 24 hours, I posted the following to Twitter:

Thursday, 0145: @arkeiryn COCKS
Thursday, 0214: @branquignole @arkeiryn COCKS ARE A LOG
Thursday, 0222: @branquignole @arkeiryn OOPS (ROOSTERS)
Thursday, 0431: I am aware that some members of geekdom consider deodorant a degenerate practice best left for special occasions. 150+ people there? THEN.
Thursday, 0436: @zenrhino At least one person found it optional at the Google Compute Engine talk last night. The hall was about at capacity, as was my nose

Thursday, 0436: RT @waldorph: if you're going to post fic on LJ, don't make your layout 1 column of ittybitty text, or I'll punch you in the head #newfa ...
Thursday, 0440: RT @vixy: Okay clearly I'm gonna need the birds and mice to come and make me a dress for the Hugos.
Thursday, 0443: @jai_dit That's how Joshling did me, yes.
Thursday, 0449: RT @greenberg: An email with the subject "Mountain Lion Released in Office" is much more exciting if you don't know anything about opera ...
Thursday, 0450: @mathsie @Eveandriss Ptbbbt, I survived by TAing geometry instead (of taking geometry) #baddev
Thursday, 0502: That moment where you make embarrassing noises because someone awesome just RTed something incongruous w/ your view of them but AMAZEBALLS.
Thursday, 0509: @kiyala Gorillaz, Clint Eastwood?
Thursday, 1140: RT @emilytheslayer: Oh lol I just thought of the grossest metaphor for "But sometimes horribleperson/horriblewebsite says good stuff!"
Thursday, 1140: RT @emilytheslayer: Yeah well sometimes toddlers poop out money that doesn't mean we need to pay attention to everything that comes out ...
Thursday, 1145: RT @semanticist: You think cats + computers is all lolcats and Maru, but it can go horribly, horribly wrong: http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/Oh,-so-THATs-whats-wrong!.aspx
Thursday, 1146: RT @fakedansavage: "I’m not trying to dissolve Mr. Cathy’s marriage or make his sex illegal.... He’s doing that to me." http://www.owldolatrous.com/?p=288
Thursday, 1152: Every time I see an "Alaskan crackpot" or similar headline, I have to check to see if I know them. #smalltown
Thursday, 1154: I have no idea what this game is, but it is being played by dudes (of the male persuasion) and the commentators are obnoxious. #Voldesport
Thursday, 1159: RT @guardianstyle: It is free rein (usually is rein (horses), not reign (rulers): full rein/rein in) RT @sleepereditor: @guardianstyle f ...
Thursday, 1202: @semanticist @isntit Barbara. Many nicknames, plus Batgirl. #kittennames
Thursday, 1210: RT @chanceofrainne: If You Oppose Marriage Equality, What Else Am I Supposed to Call You? - http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2012/08/02/if-you-oppose-marriage-equality-what-else-am-i-supposed-to-call-you/ via @patheos
Thursday, 1213: RT @shanselman: HTTPS & SSL doesn't mean "trust this." It means "this is private." You may be having a private conversation with Satan.
Thursday, 1228: @Drinky_Team Coffeeeeeeeeee. #Brains
Thursday, 1247: RT @Hal_Duncan: In which I address the media's shitty response to Tom Daley's death threat... at some length: http://notesfromthegeekshow.blogspot.co.uk/2012/08/an-open-letter-to-matthew-norman.html
Thursday, 1300: @ifonlyella Hail to the Chief is every president's theme dong.
Thursday, 1302: @ifonlyella SONG FUCKING SHOUT SWYPE
Thursday, 1850: Nothing brings the gender essentialism like a parent in a party store asking after the class's breakdown.
Thursday, 1903: @pickwick No one understands the enormity of that dude's penis.
Thursday, 1905: A locking note card box should have keys, not have the whining porn (lining torn #androidvoicerecognition) out and be opaque.
Thursday, 2108: @oakandsage #ifonly
Thursday, 2144: @oakandsage @shanselman @xlerb Satan probably has a self-signed certificate.
Thursday, 2145: RT @oakandsage @shanselman yes, but you'll have a Verisign certificate proving it's the real Satan.
Thursday, 2148: @oakandsage Lube is not pizza topping.
Thursday, 2208: @oakandsage Oooo, that looks juiiiiicy.
Thursday, 2213: RT @seananmcguire: Okay, has everybody seen the amazing new blind dicksnake? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2182158/Scientists-discover-new-species-blind-snake-Brazilian-river-stop-sniggering-back.html
Thursday, 2214: RT @vonslatt: Bought three day CTA transit pass. Orange haired daughter holds up card and says "Leeloo Dallas Multipass!"
Thursday, 2218: @Scatterbeams Spelled: a t r e t o c h o a n a , e i s e l t i
Thursday, 2222: @utadahikaru *sympathy* I have walked into the window next to the glass door my friend walked through. Likewise embarrassing.
Thursday, 2229: RT @oakandsage pizza topping lube is #notlube in disguise!
Thursday, 2233: @Inoru88 Anchovy-flavored lube is Not A Valid Life Choice. @oakandsage
Thursday, 2234: @Inoru88 RT @oakandsage ... this may be one of those cases where ignorance really IS bliss
Thursday, 2235: @oakandsage @Inoru88 *introduces* Old friend! #dreamwidth denizen and not a fishbaby!
Thursday, 2249: @flyingthesky I think coffeeshop AUs with tentacles are under-represented. Robot tentacles are remarkably mainstream (see: Spider-Man)
Thursday, 2258: @Inoru88 RT: @oakandsage sure! Though I'm not usually tweeting about strange lube, mostly it's the garden or disgruntled programmer stories!
Thursday, 2259: @Scatterbeams The creature, when in the correct pose, looks like nothing so much than a turgid and kinda purplish circumcised cock.
Thursday, 2306: @sushimustwrite Three of a friend's relatives couldn't make it to her wedding, so my brothers and I went. Met some cool people there.
Thursday, 2306: @sushimustwrite Several years later, one of them had a department in need of a minion.
Thursday, 2315: @flyingthesky HILARITY ENSUES. Also I am covered in glitter and now own a vuvuzela.
Thursday, 2326: @flyingthesky I have no roommates! And the bulk of my team at work will be offsite tomorrow, so fewer repercussions for bringing it. :D
Thursday, 2334: RT @3pershand: best.fandom.secret.ever http://i48.tinypic.com/34q7ib9.jpg
Thursday, 2342: Look, I clicked that sponsored link because it looked interesting. THE ENSUING VIDEO AD BETWEEN ME AND THE SPONSORED ARTICLE = RECONSIDERING

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