azurelunatic | 23 tweets for 2012-8-12

In the last 24 hours, I posted the following to Twitter:

Sunday, 0432: Comcast tech support guy was very nice. Unfortunately he could not resolve my problem. I'll have to call MOTHERFUCKING SALES in the morning.
Sunday, 0435: @semanticist WHAT KIND OF MONKEYFARTING USELESS TECH DEPARTMENT DOES NOT HAVE ACCESS TO AUTHORIZE NEW MODEMS. WHAT I ASK YOU.
Sunday, 0504: @robertflorence Do you consider a lady's locked phone to be evidence of infidelity? My workplace email's security policy requires a PIN.
Sunday, 0525: There is really no #misandry like that of a dude who has condescended himself to assplain something about OTHER DUDES to the LADIES.
Sunday, 0535: @sadydoyle I have arrived too late for my suggestion of durian jam to be useful.

Sunday, 0553: RT @TPO_Hisself: There is plenty of room for all God's creatures... Right next to the mashed potatoes.
Sunday, 0604: @zarhooie @teshiron I have put the instructions on +m into the place. #ItInvariablySucks
Sunday, 0605: RT @Skud: not sure how i feel about http://app.net. i'm all for paid services to avoid values mismatch b/w users/advertisers/servi ...
Sunday, 0605: RT @Skud: but the sites i know that do that best (eg. @dreamwidth, @pinboard) also have a very human/community feel that i don't see here
Sunday, 0605: RT @Skud: i think it comes down to, "who is this caldwell guy and why should i trust him with something so important to my life?
Sunday, 0612: @LikeaLiar Yes.
Sunday, 0627: I realize that you are very concerned for my health based on the medical knowledge you got from: a) some bloke down t'pub, b) magazine...
Sunday, 1133: @momijizukamori How is this my fault? :-P
Sunday, 1142: Comcast detects mobile browsers. http://xkcd.com/869/
Sunday, 1314: @ifonlyella @alexwlchan @milkbutnotsugar Industrial toilet paper can come unperforated. And I would twist it like the mythbusters did.
Sunday, 1315: @ifonlyella @alexwlchan @milkbutnotsugar Still such a bad idea. # cosmodoespervertibleswrong
Sunday, 1339: RT @heardtheowl: HE-EY, PODFICCERS ON MY TL! WANNA DO A KNOTTING ANTHOLOGY WITH ME? http://knotting-pods.livejournal.com/ JOIN ME IN SPECIAL HELL! #Knot ...
Sunday, 1341: @alexwlchan @ifonlyella @milkbutnotsugar Consider the percentage of Cosmo readers in dorms or with bad jobs.
Sunday, 1434: @bedlamsbard That's the caffeine-infused kind.
Sunday, 1718: @momijizukamori That was in fact me! : D
Sunday, 1720: RT @Betfairpoker: I am lost. Where is my minotaur?
Sunday, 1730: RT @sketchingbirds: RT (locked) Oh I get it now, it's a metaphor for the whole Olympic preparation: terrible and unplanned but then bril ...
Sunday, 1745: RT @dailydot: 2 more ways Scientology resembles a broken role-playing game, by @ajaromano: http://www.dailydot.com/society/scientology-broken-role-playing-game-2/

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