azurelunatic | 23 tweets for 2012-9-12

In the last 24 hours, I posted the following to Twitter:

Wednesday, 0201: @trixieleitz Indeed so. WHO OVERCLOCKED MY UTERUS THE COOLING IS INSUFFICIENT, etc.
Wednesday, 0505: @trixieleitz THIS VERSION IS DECAPITATED.
Wednesday, 0523: Started rearranging apartment. Got the entertainment tower migrated.
Wednesday, 0525: I hella miss my bff on my virtual nephew's birthday.
Wednesday, 0530: Red instagram filter, and I dive for my reading page in case it's more chick photos with a heat lamp.

Wednesday, 1124: RT @guardianstyle: A sock puppet sock-puppets. RT @ejhchess: @guardianstyle Sockpuppetting? Sockpuppeting? Sock-puppetting? Sock-puppeting?
Wednesday, 1151: RT @ebertchicago: Romney tells gays, "I didn't know you people have families." http://thinkprogress.org/lgbt/2012/09/11/831201/romneys-insensitivity-to-lgbt-people-i-didnt-know-you-had-families/?mobile=nc
Wednesday, 1152: RT @Macworld: New dock-connector port called "Lightning." Yes, now they have Thunderbolt and Lightning. Add Galileo and they have a Quee ...
Wednesday, 1159: RT @retweetartist: @TomFelton I illustrated your tweet: http://twitter.com/retweetartist/status/245946911654289409/photo/1
Wednesday, 1200: @LikeaLiar There is a possibility of salmonella. Raw chicken is the grossest stuff.
Wednesday, 1500: I GIVE ZERO FUCKS IF A COWORKER ABANDONS A PARTICULAR MEDICAL TREATMENT IF IT DOES NOT WORK FOR THEM. #wrongoninternalfacebook
Wednesday, 1501: (Specifically, dropping hormone therapy is between ze and zeir doctor, and Mr. Docsplain should stfu.)
Wednesday, 1527: @xlerb Gosh.
Wednesday, 1758: @zarhooie Yep. Like magic.
Wednesday, 2121: @oakandsage Not if there will be human bits. But sparklepeen-on-sex-egg could be a hilarious home movie.
Wednesday, 2127: @oakandsage THAT'S WHAT YOU SAY NOW. MIKE IS DISCUSSING THE PROS AND CONS OF A PROGRAMMABLE DICK VS. PURE MECHANICS.
Wednesday, 2135: @oakandsage For SCIENCE! He and Connie are MythBustering some lube.
Wednesday, 2136: @oakandsage Also kink appeal; it is part of a MythBusters scene they are doing.
Wednesday, 2136: @oakandsage Which is to say, SCIENCE KINK.
Wednesday, 2145: Tumblr favorite: http://auguris.tumblr.com/post/31444905753/i-got-a-fan-letter-from-a-young-lady-it-was-a (from auguris)
Wednesday, 2234: @oakandsage That is an awesome idea. By which I mean awful. :D
Wednesday, 2300: @Inoru88 @oakandsage YES
Wednesday, 2308: @Inoru88 @rowanium @oakandsage *saves for later*

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