azurelunatic | 32 tweets for 2010-5-15

In the last 24 hours, I posted the following to Twitter:

Saturday, 0141: @asciident Because her husband's party is so much against both?
Saturday, 0143: @legomymalfoy @calixae It all comes back to fisting in the end.
Saturday, 0151: Oral sex reduces hangovers. #mythbuilders
Saturday, 0156: For Iowa's sake, I hope non-biological but married-to-the-mother fathers have to jump through the same hoops. http://advocate.com/News/Daily_News/2010/05/15/Lesbian_Couple_Sues_Iowa_Officials_Over_Birth_Certificate/
Saturday, 0159: @amberfoxfire Meet the #MythBuilders. With over $many decades of internet experience, we start plausible-sounding urban legends!

Saturday, 0212: RT @amberfoxfire: SGA:"Four Blatant Lies About Atlantis (And One Thing That's Totally True)" by sabinelagrande (PG-13): http://www.wraithbait.com/viewstory.php?sid=14639
Saturday, 0246: @amberfoxfire One would have to experiment to find out, but I think getting more than giving.
Saturday, 0300: RT @amberfoxfire: SGA: "Comp Time" by Sabine: Rodney takes some time off (PG) -- http://www.wraithbait.com/viewstory.php?sid=14569
Saturday, 0447: Listening to "Make Way For Tomorrow Today" five times in a row may have backfired. Predictably so. #earworms
Saturday, 0721: Dear Deacon-dog, taking your beloved squeaky-hedgehog out into the yard and dropping it in the beach-grass? Not actually helpful.
Saturday, 0745: May 15, 2010: http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1882
Saturday, 1509: RT @xlerb: I AM TYPING IN ALL CAPS SO Y'ALL CAN HEAR ME OVER THE #BART.
Saturday, 1516: @sushimustwrite Muahahaha! :D
Saturday, 1517: RT @sushimustwrite: @azurelunatic I like this idea of mythbuilding. Let's get on it.
Saturday, 1549: @hypatiadotca Hello Hypatia's mum and dad! I hope the sushi is delicious!
Saturday, 1549: @llbbooks On the planet where all drugstores are the same place or owned by the same company?
Saturday, 1609: Whatever lifts your luggage! http://www.avclub.com/articles/may-12-2010,41017/
Saturday, 1611: Deacon upside down http://twitpic.com/1o4qqc
Saturday, 1611: @voicework Spammy spammers are spamming, and spamming you and the hashtag at the same time!
Saturday, 1654: @mrsgneissgirl @Back2Bethel Remember, three rights make a left (usually)! #mythbuilders
Saturday, 1708: Best friend has earwormed me. I AM IRON MAN. #earworms (also is he trying to kill me? because now I see *him* suited up. HELLO NURSE.)
Saturday, 1921: @racheline_m the ironic believer sits on the fence of willing suspension of disbelief, leaning to whichever side provides more entertainment
Saturday, 1932: So now @oakandsage and I are laying out the premise of the anime where my best friend is a bishounen nurse. Ruffled pink scrubs ftw!
Saturday, 1943: In theory, this is my bed. http://twitpic.com/1o6myj
Saturday, 1947: http://twitpic.com/1nnp4y - Hmm, so maybe the client isn't working so well with Twitpic. Poppy!
Saturday, 2035: @oakandsage He does not Twitter, unless I am showing him Adam Savage and Jonathan Coulton not having sex on it.
Saturday, 2102: RT @catvalente: Oh my god I won the Norton.
Saturday, 2146: @oakandsage An epic case of the giggles, and wondering when Mrs. Donttrythis is going to show up with the Jamie mask.
Saturday, 2241: @oakandsage Basically, this man is just about perfect in almost every way. :D
Saturday, 2254: RT @samgilbey: @Jon_Favreau Hi there, I thought you might like this Iron Man 2 inspired poster which I illustrated: http://samgilbeyillustrates.com/2010/05/iron-man-2-poster/ ...
Saturday, 2330: *snerk* http://somuchpun.com/2010/04/28/funny-pun-photos-but-i-didn39t-shoot-no-comic-sans/
Saturday, 2345: Scary Sextoy Friday: Two in the Pink...: Shared by Azure Lunatic

NSFW WTF MAN
...one in the OH HELL NAW.Y... http://www.scarysextoyfriday.com/2010/05/scary-sextoy-friday-two-in-pink.html

In re oral sex and hangovers:

Giving, receiving, both, or either? Do the genders of the giver and/or receiver make a difference? If one uses that as a pick-up line at a bar, is it a public service or the ethical equivalent of rape?

(Details such as these are vital in the creation of a suitably-plausible urban legend!)

I figure it's the orgasm that's probably the critical factor, and if one is hungover, one may not particularly be up to giving.

Ah. I was assuming that'd all happen before the hangover kicked in.

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