18 tweets for 2010-5-29

[azurelunatic]

In the last 24 hours, I posted the following to Twitter:

• Saturday, 0015: @amberfoxfire http://flemco.livejournal.com/3430311.html
• Saturday, 0017: NSFW, NSFB, NSFEV, NSF... anything, really, except the Discovery Channel: http://www.ultrafeel.tv/wp-content/uploads/image/animals/diverse/elephant-penis.jpg
• Saturday, 0103: http://web.mit.edu/puzzle/www/10/puzzles/1952/discword/
• Saturday, 0314: Brain puts forth alliterative fic premise I would read if well-written: "Pepper Potts Pegs Petulant Playboy."
• Saturday, 0527: @fairlight777 I actually find it hard to ship long-term happy Ron/Hermione unless it's really well written. So not *all*.
• Saturday, 0527: @fairlight777 Also you coming to the SRB chat later?
• Saturday, 0559: @sarahreesbrenna Your book is making me capslock a lot. (This is good.)
• Saturday, 0611: @sarahreesbrenna I only hope I can stay awake for the Chat. The pre-party has started already.
• Saturday, 0641: "do not use freeze-dried instant coffee." Oh dear. (New inexpensive espresso pot from IKEA)
• Saturday, 0704: @fairlight777 also the Shawn thing was as hot as it was f'ed up, and if I get my hit from fic it keeps me less stupid IRL.
• Saturday, 1236: @the_wanlorn *perks up*
• Saturday, 1248: The Demon's Covenant chat with @sarahreesbrenna still going strong!
• Saturday, 1359: Hmm, I seem to lack pants.
• Saturday, 1401: @the_wanlorn That is okay! Merely knowing it exists out there makes me feel better.
• Saturday, 1405: RT @xlerb: Would Zuckerberg call the Moscow Pride marchers secrets/misinformation that let them not get beaten/arrested "a lack of integ ...
• Saturday, 1512: O hai, low blood sugar + hunger + Doing Grown-Up Paperwork In Office time. I missed you!
• Saturday, 1706: @semanticist I think I have some of it too.
• Saturday, 2342: @Oglaf I was momentarily concerned that somehow you'd picked up on the shark fisting conversation from the other day and ran with it.

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Comments

[luminairex.livejournal.com]

It must suck to have to drag your cock in the dirt. Poor elephant

[azurelunatic]

It must.

It also must suck to have a cock that's been dragged in the dirt stuck up you. Poor female elephant. I would not want to be an elephant with a yeast infection, let me tell you.

[luminairex.livejournal.com]

Or one with rocks in her vag. That's gotta chafe in the morning

[azurelunatic]

Ow, yeah.

[pauamma]

It's more common than you think!

[kateshort.livejournal.com]

I had never seen an elephant penis before.

DO NOT WANT A:DSLF JAS

[azurelunatic]

Neither had I.